Our former CEO, Dick Cheney had a vision - God wants Halliburton to run the world. That's why he and his friends - rigged an election, I mean - were democractially elected to run the White House. Thanks to Big Dick's vision we've expanded into the second largest oil reserves in the world. (Iraq) And the outlook is very bright indeed. (Can you say Iran, Syria and Lebanon?)
It is through our faith in Big Dick - I mean Jesus Christ, that we are able to bring expired - I mean healthy food to your US troops. We provide nothing but good old fashioned Christian values (and Taco Bell) to Iraq.
Won't you please pray to increase our profits and spread the divine word of free market capitalism?
Halliburton really could use your help. Please send your prayers and/or cash to Halliburton, Houston, Texas. God will thank you for it.
2006-08-07 01:25:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
jana_bo_nana - I never said Halliburton was an oil company. Try reading the question.
2006-08-07 01:49:38 · update #1
Noooooooooo,
Halliburton is nothing but trouble for america....
Please just read all of those links, it sure might change your mind about Halliburton, and the military warfare....
Please investigate more, I offer you some very well documented materials :
2006-08-07 01:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by The Patriot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Halliburton is not an oil company..its an oil field services company and its expanded to Iraq because its a unique company who, while hiring several thousand employees, has the only man power to staff operations in that neck of the woods. Many of our current oil field service workers have been employed with the Oil Sands in Alberta, Canada and other places around the world. You might want to do your research. ~J~ <><
2006-08-07 01:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in case you've faith contained in the Bible, then YHWH / YHVH is the tetragrammation. there is no 'j' sound in it in Hebrew. which could in easy words come by ability of translating by ability of English. Sound out YHWH and it does sound 'Yahweh'. look contained in the preface for your bible which generally will contain translation notes. once you've an NIV, you'll see for the time of the former testomony, the Tetragrammation (4 letters of the divine call) changed into replaced by ability of 'LORD' and 'Sovereign Lord'. continuously study your Preface or translators notes.
2016-11-23 14:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe temporarily. But be sure, my friend, that God has his own agenda. And you, the Halliburtonians are just his tools in this program. As the saying goes, "Everything that has a beginning has an end."
May the light protect you and shine upon your path, mortal.
2006-08-07 01:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by Mustail 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Wait tell next yr when Moble profits are recorded.
Gas (thanks to LIBERALS) should hit 4.50 a gal at the pump 23% taxes and .20 profit.
and the year after that figure on $6 a gal gas!
I have stock in Moble and I'm gona be rich! Thank you Liberals everywhere
2006-08-07 04:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well its too bad that Schlumberger didn't get their foot in the door. God, I mean, YOU, know that having the French continue their underhanded trade with the criminals in Iraq would have been better.
2006-08-07 03:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all know that God is a right-wing, flag loving Republican, Didn't his own son, Our Blessed Lord, when he came upon the pauper, say these famous words, "Get a job,slacker"?
2006-08-07 01:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's not true. God hates Halliburton.
2006-08-07 01:33:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is many things, but not a god!
2006-08-07 01:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....I would not presume to know God's will in this matter, but I WILL pray for them :)
2006-08-07 01:27:46 · answer #10 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋