2006-08-07 00:55:36 · 24 answers · asked by ADRIAN H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep. Daffy does too.
2006-08-07 00:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by JeffE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just because you can't understand the poor duck you just presume he has a full mouth? That's a very mean assumption.
If Donald sues you for this I'm sure he'll have a strong case.
We'll be laughing when you have to report at Duck-court. Spending a night in Duck-jail might do you some good.
2006-08-07 20:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is Donald Duck called Donald Duck?
Surely he should be called Donald Drake?
For those of you who don't know - a duck is a female - a drake is a male.
Of course, Donald may really be a female duck in drag?
2006-08-07 01:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donald Duck Fell in Muck And Told His Mum To Get To F**k???
My Kid told me this she's 9 lol
2006-08-07 01:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donald Duck is a dirty little duck
Heres what he did last week
Donald Duck made some muck
upon the kitchen floor
Mrs Duck wiped it up
Donald made some more
So you see how dirty he is
THE DIRTY DUCK
2006-08-10 05:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?
2006-08-07 01:03:39 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is it with donald duck? he never wears trousers but has a towel round his waist when he gets out of the bath!
2006-08-07 01:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by loopy-lu21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! It's so fowl ...he went to his Vet about it...
The vet asked Donald ? I have this 'Ointment'..
Where should I put it ?
'STICK IT ON ME BILL' said Donald...
2006-08-07 01:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Barker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 14:02:43 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you make like a duck and flock off?
2006-08-07 01:18:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course,it's because he's a duck,a bird! What did you expect to see? the large snapping jaws of crocodile..?
the long tongue of a snake..?
...however,I do think that a clearly speaking parrot saying 'Wan*er.....Wan*er...You twatt...You twatt!' would be funnier..!
2006-08-07 01:57:57 · answer #11 · answered by Sara B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋