She did it while i was sleeping...don't worry she's currently sleeping and I plan on superglueing her snatch shut.
2006-08-07 00:50:21 · 14 answers · asked by No way man 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!
SHE DESERVES A PAT ON THE BACK, THATS FUNNY!!
2006-08-07 00:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by mandyhoward01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave it for a few days. Superglue on human skin will naturally, but slowly, come off. Go jogging (this sounds nuts) but the sweat'll act as a natural form of superglue mosituriser.
Going to a hospital may just work against u. Some wisecrack may feature you on the news :D
2006-08-07 05:01:56 · answer #2 · answered by operative_eu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any 7 year old will tell you that a superglue last forever. what your girlfriend is sick or are cheating on her so much that she need to stick your balls to your penis to get even. if that is your girl better watch out for the next thing could happen was to find your pants permanently superglued to your skin so much that you cannot even fart.
sorry friend, after superglue is dry, they becomes a layer of plastic, no matter how painful it is, you need to peel of the plastic bit by bit.
what is the world coming on now?????
how about you, can you superglue her breast to her chin to prevent them from sagging ha ha ha
2006-08-07 12:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use acetone (nail polish remover). in basic terms make bloody specific you are not getting it on your anus or urethra, it is going to burn like hell. The acetone will react with the superglue and reason it to lose it is adhesive homes. playstation - in case you do not techniques me asking, what the hell form of unusual kinky interest have been you enjoying that throughout contact superglue and a dick? otherwise, the ER is terrific. Quietly tell the triage nurse what occurred, and that they'll possibly have the courtesy to take you to a secluded examination room so what occurred would be between you and the wellness care provider. The won't make a scene. besides, you could desire to examine the styles of issues they see in there. - Ball factor pens sticking into penis - Potato's caught in vaginas (and sprouting) - female buddy who choked on penis.
2016-11-04 01:26:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For your info, your super glue is of poor quality. Let me tell you a true story; someone went to a cinema toilet and get stuck at the WC seat with super glue, soon Civil Defence came and sent the gentleman to hospital. Thus, yours is definitely of poor quality. If it is serious then you have to go to hospital instead asking this ???question.
2006-08-07 01:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by James Louis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You still got your penis rite. Why dont you superglue and stick it in her's v**** then both of you will glue. See what will she do.
2006-08-07 03:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by chawcs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is superglued, they only place you can get it separated is to visit your local hospital.
2006-08-07 00:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
finger polish remover will take it off, that's what the hospital uses. what did u do to deserve that?
2006-08-07 00:57:07 · answer #8 · answered by freebird71999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use nail polish remover...lol. it works. watch out for the tingling feeling and watch the head...down there!
2006-08-07 01:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by superyoyogirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
insert a airpump into your backside and pump until the unit stands erect, you goof.
2006-08-07 00:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by answering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋