2006-08-07 00:14:20 · 12 answers · asked by a theist 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Q Will I sprout wings when the rapture comes!
A I wouldnt think so...
2006-08-07 02:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremy D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in the rapture?
This is the funnyest one of all, My answer to this question is No, but somehow I find myself hopeing that I am wrong.
Because it might actually be a good thing if you really think about it.
After all, think how nice it will be here after all of the know it all’s have gone.
On a more serious note.
This idea of the rapture is simple made up nonsense. The idea is nowhere in the Christian bible, nor is it found in any other legitimate scriptural work.
The best any one can do is trace it back to a somewhat deranged fire and brimstone preacher in the 1800s.
The idea apparently fit in well with his silly ideas about a selectively loving God who of course saw Him and his followers as the only ones worth being saved.
Typical Christian superiority complex, this is seen by many as more of a symptom of deeper psychological disorder, than a religious belief.
Your fine, God loves you just the way you are. Go on with your life. If you feel that you have acted in an unloving manner toward someone, then make the necessary correction in your behavior and attitude and act accordingly in the future. This is all the real God ever asks of us.
No groveling required, no guilt necessary, no deranged fantasies about judgment and damnation.
Just love, That’s all the real God has ever had for you.
In your heart this sounds like it is true.
This is because your heart remembers what this love feels like and it can't be fooled like your mind can. Listen to your heart not the nonsense they have put into your thoughts about your loving father.
Love and blessings.
2006-08-07 00:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many degrees of understanding here on Y!A so what seems funny to you may be a heart desire to know to someone else.
God surely has a sense of humor and must stand amazed at how funny we really are.
2006-08-07 02:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by deed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would you do if Jesus came to England? Move Wayne Rooney to outside left.
Jesus saves ! yeh but Rooney gets the rebound
2006-08-07 00:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by thebaldchemist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one!
2006-08-07 00:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the :"Sincere question about Islam: What direction for prayer for Muslim astronaut in orbit, on moon, other planets? " was funny.
It was likes the one in my head for years snatch-out easily.
2006-08-07 00:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
most of the ones about how people need to recognize jesus as their saviors, those are all funny for me lol.
2006-08-07 00:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by chevyman502 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After jesus resurected, did he go to the toilet?
2006-08-07 00:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by CJunk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"How many angels can dance on the head of a prick?"
2006-08-07 00:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by something'srotten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I see is the rants...
2006-08-07 00:17:59 · answer #10 · answered by helixburger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋