No holds barred fighting, cage match
2006-08-06 22:19:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
You are an Idiot for such a question. Give your life to Jesus. Its obvious that u really need him.
2006-08-06 22:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by Mike B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chuck norris all the way lol
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2006-08-07 05:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by jennifer_ramos253 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a Christian gentleman,and I have no doubt that he would gladly defer to his Lord and Savior and throw in the towel.
Ironically, the Christ wouldn't be having any of that sh!t. When Jesus comes to fight, he comes to fight. I suspect he'd wait until Norris prostrated himself before Him and stomp on the back of his neck. Then he'd handcuff the unconscious Chuck to the cage and roger him with a leg torn off His corner stool.
When Chuck came to, the Christ would put a knee in his back, pull his head back by the hair and ask, "Do you accept me as your Lord and Savior?"
Chuck would certainly say yes, upon which Jesus would reply, "I just bet you do, *****!"
2006-08-07 05:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by Happy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is the ONLY one who could ever possibly beat Chuck Norris.
2006-08-07 05:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by DNE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-08-07 05:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't fight but niether would Chuck Norris.
2006-08-07 05:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris
his notorious and omnipotent
2006-08-07 05:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by muhuehue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus would chop chuck norris in half, and those two halves would form mini-norris's, which jesus would forgive, so the two mini-norris's would surrender.
2006-08-07 05:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all ! There would not be any such match, where do you guys come from??
If there was a match, Jesus would definately win .( Hands Down!!!)
2006-08-07 05:25:40 · answer #9 · answered by pa69oldfart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With powers, Jesus.
Human form, good ol' Chuck.
2006-08-07 05:23:34 · answer #10 · answered by Mario E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, Chuck Norris is old.
2006-08-07 05:22:53 · answer #11 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋