2006-08-06 22:04:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Lock My Doors, And Hide My Inflatable Oprah Doll.....
2006-08-06 22:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by iLL_TeK_NeekZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as the door opens, shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, make him lie on the couch and either pick his brain for any intelligent answers or hypnotize him to a new religion like bug worship. Oh that would just be soooo coool. I could just see him with a bunch of insects lined up in front of him and praying to them. Oh yes, it is only a fanatical dream of mine.
2006-08-07 05:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide my Meds and prepare for a long night of boredom...and put a cover on the couch, can't forget that.
2006-08-07 05:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by slw19090 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lock the door board the windows dig a hole in front of the front door and put a hungry lion in it and a door mat on top the hole and wish for the best
2006-08-07 05:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by james j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hide my 20 year old brunette daughter from him and hide all my sofas. then i'd make sure i played lots of keith urban really loud and throw on a dvd of "passion of the christ".
2006-08-07 05:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by magginine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to bring as many single beautiful women as possible!
2006-08-07 05:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by Lune 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him the best movie he ever made was The Outsiders. Make him watch it with me....
Tell him he looks physco these days....u know...oprah...couch...
uhm yeah....i have no idea
2006-08-07 05:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by The Great Disappointment 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i woundnt let him because he is a stranger!! whatever happened too never talk to strangers!! however, if it were brad pitt i wouldnt mind because i just think hes hot. i know its just a little bit shallow but come on, its brad pitt.
2006-08-07 05:10:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about Johnny Depp?Does he want to come over as well?
2006-08-07 10:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Inuyasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Burn it down, and move!
Just kidding! Really, I'd just burn it down, and sit amidst the rubble.
2006-08-07 05:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by virgoascendant 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋