Me and Jesus were hanging out at my place the other day and I offered him a Bud Light because I was having one.
Anyway, he takes the Bud and starts recitin' some hocus pocus over it and the next thing you know, he's sniffin' at it and shakin' the can around gently and sippin' at it, and then he asks me for some bread to clean his palate.
I almost punched that Jesus' face in.
Should I have? Should I have just punched his face in?
2006-08-06 22:01:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
man people crack me up isn't Jesus a Spanish name or somethin too ?
any way if its god your talkin about stop doing drugs and if its just some guy then no he aint
2006-08-06 22:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by ren08191980 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know in California as in Mexico that Jesus is such a common name beautiful name really there is something about that name ,don't you think? I mean ,I don't see the recitation of your Jesus' actions as offensive so I have only to conclude that there is just something about that name that you are on about....Defensive angry feelings? Feeling judged ? misunderstood? I know a Jesus that said to me when I was weak and weighed down with a world of concerns to take his work upon me to be coupled with him that it would be easier and lighter for me to bear....and I have found his words to be true.
2006-08-07 05:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel really sorry for you. god bless you. Instead of asking if Jesus is a snob, why not study the bible and get to know Jesus, before you judge him. Never judge a book by its cover.
2006-08-07 05:09:30 · answer #3 · answered by eperk77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try punching yourself in the face.
2006-08-07 05:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by PetsRule 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO.he is not you are just a messed up guy
2006-08-07 09:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by brit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing!dats trial or adventure in ur life
2006-08-07 05:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u try to be cuz it ain't funny!?! I bet u don't even know him like i do.
2006-08-07 05:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r very weird
2006-08-07 13:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you trippin on acid or what?
2006-08-07 05:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you are Kinda Dumb.
2006-08-07 06:12:33 · answer #10 · answered by mrharderson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋