2006-08-06 20:43:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Bree..she killed the man who killed her husband..her son is gay and is blackmailing her, her daughter hates her, and she's an alcoholic!
2006-08-06 20:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by water_bearer87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eva Longoria -- both the fictional character she plays on Desperate Housewives and her real self.
Miss Longoria is in an overhype desperation over famed basketball superstar, Tony Parker. Isn't it obvious, yet?
She keeps talking about how good Parker is, how much she wants to marry him, and how she does sex with him in her apartment, and a bunch of other blabbers about Tony and her in numerous interviews with the media. All she needs now is a big tattoo on her face saying "TONY I'M DESPERATE"
She's not just desperate. She's actually so pathetic.
I advice her to get a life and stop being so desperate over Tony Parker.
I'm no Parker fan but I acknowledge the fact that Mister Parker does deserve a virgin... not a desperate slutty latina like Miss Longoria.
2006-08-07 04:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by Trex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to go with Susan because she is a frantic mess. She can't maintain a relationship to save her life. Her daughter got involved with a crazed lunatic who happened to be the long lost son of her beloved Mike. She burned down Edie's house because she was insecure and clumsy. Her mother is a loose screw. Her father won't have anything to do with her. Her ex creeps in and out of her life at his whim. She's a hot mess!
2006-08-07 12:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by intentionalmasterpiece 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It isn't Brie, because she will find a way to be in control.
It isn't Susan, because she is sweet and people will help her.
I don't think the sexy Gabrielle needs our help...
So it has to be Lynette...she cost her husband his job, then had to go to work, only to end up being his boss...and then there are the twins...it is ripe for further complication!
2006-08-07 03:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by riverhawthorne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either Bree or Gabrielle.
Bree because she is so desperate to be perfect, even though we knwo there's no perfect thing.
Gabrielle because she's so desperate for attention she lost her own husband to a maid.
2006-08-07 03:47:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Susan....Teri Hatcher.
2006-08-07 03:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Susan, plus she is getting too skinny and ugly
2006-08-07 04:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who watches the show!
2006-08-07 03:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Serving Jesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hatcher why? cause the only person sle got laid to was her uncle
2006-08-07 04:16:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
susan..she acts lk a complete fool...
2006-08-07 03:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by lulu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋