2006-08-06 20:29:20 · 13 answers · asked by Cool Dude 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Q.What do you call a woman that breaks wind in your beer?
A. Fartima Whitbread
2006-08-06 20:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 10⤋
A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem; he was unable to get his penis erect. The doctor told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into the man's penis.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it.
A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis immediately sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
With his eyes watering, he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another bread roll up my ****
2006-08-06 20:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An older man walks up to a woman standing at the corner and says, "I know what you are and what you do so tell me..... Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
She pauses for a bit and says, "uuummmm......No, but one time I got swung aroung by the tit's".
2006-08-06 20:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by KeAhi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bloke who asked for women to send him used knickers a few minutes ago.
Made me laugh anyway!
2006-08-06 20:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ,8,9 (seven,eight(ate),nine)
2006-08-07 00:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by good person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his wife are having an argument.
He said, "See, you got it all wrong again. I didn't say that you looked ridiculous in that bikini. I said that that bikini looked ridiculous on you!"
2006-08-06 20:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by k² 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
2006-08-06 20:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by D Drop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do germs come from?
Germany.told to me by Connor my 10 year old son
2006-08-06 20:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by frank c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between an egg and your meat?
You can beat your egg in public
2006-08-06 20:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a terrorist and your wife?
you can negotiate with a terrorist
2006-08-06 20:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by Adam (AM) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a blonde with two braincells?
pregnant.
sorry to all you blondes!
2006-08-06 22:04:08 · answer #11 · answered by sadie 69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋