Democracy/Republic: Raise a cow and sell it for profit
Socialism: Share the Cow
Communism: Gov't owns the cow and shares a little bit
Fascism: Gov't kills the owner and take the cow
2006-08-06 18:14:33 · 8 answers · asked by ace 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
wasn't meant to be a joke
2006-08-07 03:05:21 · update #1
Actually no it isnt.
You should have said caplitalism not democracy/republic.
You are comparing apples with oranges.
2006-08-06 18:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes besides the fascism part, for fascism it would hit the owner over the head with a club and steal it, then when the owner asks say that it has always been their cow and they are making things up... Fascism has no power without people... ex. The current USA regime.
2006-08-06 18:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by RATM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, except it should have been CAPITALISM instead of DEMOCRACY/REPUBLic and TRUE communism (not that crap that Russia pulled) would be:
Gov owns the cow and shares all equally.
2006-08-06 18:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by Naomi P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Except for the first it should read Raise cow, milk it, sell milk, and buy a bull so you can have more cows.
2006-08-06 18:20:49 · answer #4 · answered by cashcobra_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was 'udderly fantastic', when I heard this joke about 40 years ago.
2006-08-07 04:23:12 · answer #5 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey ace go to the joke page that really sucked!
2006-08-06 23:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty much
2006-08-06 18:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by crusinthru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
basically
2006-08-06 18:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by Fat Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋