I recently got a job as a wheelchair salesman at a local store. I can use any marketing tactic I would like, I just have to sell wheelchairs.
I have recently been asking my neighbors to cut of their legs so they would have to buy a wheelchair off of me. They have acted like I completely insane, or out of my mind, I don't know why. I thought it was a pretty good idea. I tried a few other ideas such as going to the hospital and shoving my wheelchair under people who were walking out and making them get in it. I also stole handicapped people's chairs while they were asleep and replaced it with my own, then I would approach them in the morning (after they had used mine) and ask them to pay for it because it smelled like *** sweat.
Am I a good salesman?
2006-08-06 17:43:45 · 16 answers · asked by Imightbewrong 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Small Business
How can someone be emotionally bankrupt? I love cliches.
You're an idiot slob.
2006-08-06 18:05:14 · update #1
No Max B, YOU'RE an idiot. Learn how to speak, you nasty lizard.
2006-08-07 14:51:48 · update #2
You actually sound like someone that was stupid enough to waste 5 points to ask such a ridiculous question, thus demonstarting to society how worthless people in general are becoming.
2006-08-06 17:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mark W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You haven't really stated how many sales you made with your
"Insane" tactics, so I really can't answer your Question.
All you really talked about is your unorthodox sense of humor in a
career field that is sensitive to handicapped people's needs and emotions. My opinion is: You would make a better living as a stand up comedian than a wheelchair salesman.
2006-08-13 09:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by Mama Mia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you are good
perhaps you can try Google adwords to market your service/product.
Google adwords is a text-based system for advertising on its site and its partner sites. The service allows you to create your own ads, choose keywords to help match your ads to your audience, and control the cost of your advertising—you pay only when people click on your ad (a cost per click plan). Anyone wishing to promote a product on Google can enroll in this program.
you can get a 5 detail pages information about Google adwords at :
http://www.adcenter.net.cn/google-adwords-1.html
Good Luck && Best Wishes!
2006-08-07 05:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real friend would gladly cut off his legs so you sell them a wheelchair!
I can't believe some people took you seriously!
2006-08-12 10:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by jidoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you, you, you, have stooped to a new low for your kind, the lowest form of life. Taking advantage of, handicapped people. You are morally wrong, and emotionally bankrupt....Good Reddens..
2006-08-07 00:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go to a nursing home around a big holiday. you know family will be there, and of course they want the best for their parent in the nursing home...... and you can con them into buying them.
You crack me up.. I am still laughing....
2006-08-07 01:22:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Didn't you once work for Enron? Are you the ghost of Kenneth Lay?
2006-08-07 01:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by dreambigpromos 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask yourself that when you're out of a job and possibly in jail. You'll find your answer then.
2006-08-07 00:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by The 3rd Nipple 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No your an idiot! Thankx for the pts
2006-08-07 13:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by Max B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your sense of humour, if that is what YOU call it, sickens me and I regret waisting 1 minute of my life reading your ridiculous question!
2006-08-14 17:08:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋