Would they conclude there's no intelligent life on Earth?
2006-08-06 17:10:55 · 20 answers · asked by fresh2 4 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Well, as an alien I must say that you humans have interesting communication techniques that seem to deal mostly with questions that you ask each other about your bodily functions and your trivial day to day mundane activities...Thank Beldar that our planet is so much more advanced than your human wasteland... CONEHEADS OF REMULACK RULE...!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-06 17:25:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
We are amused. Over the centuries, your planet was a curious place to visit once or twice and was not considered very interesting . Sure, your wars showed us how undeveloped you are as a race and your infantile,(in cosmic terms) dependence on god concepts does not bode well for you. We are now showing an interest in you because it is not often that we get to observe a species commit suicide. You are so close to maturing as a sentient species and it will be a shame to see you kill yourselves. There are just not enough of you becoming rational enough to force the issue. You let the least among you determine your fate, so be it.
2006-08-07 01:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they would finally find the truth
I'm the only human with a brain
haha just kidding
they'd either think we are total numb nuts
or they don't even know how to use a computer
you never know
aliens COULD be stupid like a rock
2006-08-06 17:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by Eng 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably "What a bunch of idiotic morons!", but they'd probably also see that there are some intelligent people as well.
2006-08-06 19:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by komodo_gold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would have a hard time reconstructing the grammar of the Earthian language.
2006-08-06 19:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by helene_thygesen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One thing they'd think is that the American public school system is a complete and total failure.
2006-08-06 19:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by Chug-a-Lug 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on wheter aliens are as intelligent as we think they are or not (or if there are any aliens at all, besides maybe some microorganisms).
2006-08-06 18:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by harps21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd destroy the planet so as to protect the universe from us.
2006-08-06 17:20:35 · answer #8 · answered by CubicMoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I think they would be smart enough to realize that there are some smart people on yahoo! answers. :)
2006-08-06 17:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would run far, far away being scared to death of catching this idiot disease we all seem to have.
2006-08-06 17:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by Muinghan Life During Wartime 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋