I just want to see what comments you crazy people come up with.. give me some cool chuck norris facts too :)
2006-08-06 17:08:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i didn't ask for ALL the facts.
2006-08-06 17:16:58 · update #1
chuck is gay
2006-08-06 17:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
-Water covers 2-3's of the Earth, Chuck Norris covers the rest
-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
2006-08-06 17:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by LA_Bruin786 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't stand Chuck Norris. Just looking at him irritates me....
2006-08-06 17:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch you back, Chuck Norris hunts at night.
Chuck norris is the only man who can get away with the unlimited ammo cheat code in real life.
2006-08-06 17:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by Japan_is_home 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris once ate 591 rollo chocolate cones in a row
2006-08-06 17:33:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have to give props for the Senior Citizen!! Bad toupee', but he can kick the poop out of anybody's pants!! He was an inspiration during my teens, and a lot of his stuff is cheesy, but he's got the stuff to back it up. Remember "The Octagon"? "Delta Force"? He's the one who had a motorcycle that shot missiles!! How cool is dat?!? He's still one bad sumbitch!!
2006-08-06 17:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCK NORRIS was my hero when i was young...
2006-08-06 17:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hated him only because people would tease me in elementary school for having the same last name as him.
2006-08-06 17:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The biggest knob to ever walk the earth!
2006-08-06 17:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is getting too ooooollllllldddddd!
2006-08-06 17:13:53 · answer #10 · answered by cave dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he eats, people run!
2006-08-06 17:12:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋