Your really an amish transvestite bankrobber who secretly loves buying sparkly shirts and micheal bolton albums on eBay. One day your uncle came in and found you typing on a computar which is forbidden cause you are amish. You are cast away from the amish and r doomed to wander the earth till you find something useful to do. As you wander into a bank (this wandering the earth business is harder then it sounds) a bankrobber comes in and tries to well, rob the bank. He needs someone to drive the getaway car so you gladly volunteer. But once you get in the car you realise you can't drive cause your amish.
Now your screwed cause the cops have you surrounded you and you are sent to jail. Inside the cell your inmate tiny has threatened to rip off your arms, legs and head before lunch. Well it just so happens that before lunch time you find a get out of jail free card! What are the chances?!
Well your a free man..eh transvestite and so you decide to open a hair salon in Buffalo because you realize that is your calling in life. You never find love and sit around in your crappy apartment thinking about the good old days, listening to micheal bolton and chain smoking. Then unfortunatly you die alone and are eaten by wolves (in your apartment).
The End
2006-08-07 02:07:18
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answer #1
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answered by Gunmetal Grey 3
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You are an insecure person who needs reassurance and lots of attention. You like to be the center during social gatherings, and you spend way too much time on your computer. You like farm animals and pizza. Your girlfriend (if you have one) is totally dominant over you. Your favorite color is blue, and you're allergic to dogs. You like watching sports, but don't play any. You're unhappy in your job and are looking for something better.
I have no idea, but maybe I got lucky.
2006-08-07 00:23:02
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answer #2
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answered by Matt I 2
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A Japanese beau! Gentleman of the first water! A giver of 10 points to me!
2006-08-07 00:02:48
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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your the most loved guy by your wife until you find out she is cheating on you with your daughter and you get a divorce and sign you child off. then you will never trust anyone again except for me because we became friends but we live in different states so you take all the money you have out of your savings to come and see me only to find out i died 3 days before you came out. then you dont have enough to go back and you are forced to live on the streets and find a street cat. you are crazy and decide to marry it. you now trust somebody and it is your wife. then you see it mating with another cat and kill yourself because you cant take the pain of being hurt for the third time.
2006-08-07 00:04:07
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answer #4
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answered by Nicole P 2
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De girls dem suga.lol, just joking.
Let see what the answer is.
You lived in Japan. And you would like to live in Japan. Japan and Japanese and astronomy are the favorite... as for you17 years old. It is June 25th in birthday. Returning to Japan does not wait. It was born in Canada, but it is Japan in your home. In your home it is in Gose city!
2006-08-07 00:00:10
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answer #5
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answered by Diabla 6
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Someone from Japan?
2006-08-07 00:00:45
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answer #6
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answered by wherestheid 5
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aaah,U might b a 17yrs old boy and ur B'day is june 25th.and u live in Japan.
aaah I dont know but its a guess.amI right???
2006-08-07 00:06:46
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answer #7
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answered by say 2
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Hummmm. Haven't I seen you before. AT a save-on-foods place :) maybe not. But who are you? I'll listen
2006-08-07 00:05:22
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answer #8
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answered by bobsdidi 5
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Do you also need info on where you are? Or are you just looking to find out who you are?
2006-08-07 00:02:46
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answered by janrena 3
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I don't know who you are but your home is in Japan
2006-08-07 00:00:24
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answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7
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