Let's say....?

Question

...a hampster got caught in a blender and the blender was on puree but the hampster had gone through extensive CIA training. Would he be able to make it out alive? Here's what he has in his little hampster pockets: hand mirror, paper clip, two way radio (without batteries), this week's word jumble, some candy (Lifesavers minis), and a hampster-sized Thompson sub-machine gun.

Answer 1

lol You have an odd mind! I like that! :)

Answer 2

yep, he would jam the blades with his machine gun, rock from side to side knocking over the blender, therefore setting his little hamster self free to get batteries for his 2 way radio, a pencil, and time to eat his little candy without worry.....

Answer 3

He wouldn't need anything, he would just stick his little hamster hands and feet out and grab on to the sides of the blender so the blade doesn't touch him.

Answer 4

i suppose the hamster could string the paperclip to a blade opposite from him. he would start spinning and would shoot the walls of the blender in a circular motion.This would blast off the top of the blender up to his level. then, he would let go and the centrifugal force would throw him off and he would live.

Answer 5

If the hampster's name was MacGyver, then yes.

Answer 6

You would have a hampster supreme shake!

Answer 7

no, but if Macgyver was shrunken down to that size, i bet he could do it.

Answer 8

Man, that's gotta be some wicked shi.....er......stuff you're smoking!!!

Answer 9

Lets say,your a retard

Answer 10

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i like red balloons