2006-08-06 16:41:43 · 64 answers · asked by Why_so_serious? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
i'm gonna make him an offer he cant refuse.....godfather
2006-08-14 05:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Daddy, would you like some sausage?" Freddy Got Fingered
HATED THAT STUPID MOVIE BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY FUNNY PART WHEN HE WAS PLAY THE KEYBOARD WITH ALL THE MEAT HANGING EVERYWHERE
"Did you play "motorboat?" YOU MOTORBOATIN' SON OF *****...." --Vince Vaghn
"Let's play tummy sticks."--Weird Gay brother
"MA, THE MEATLOAF! Yeah, we want it now!! What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there." --Will Ferrell
John: We lost a lot of good men out there?
Woman: Playing baseball????
John: Yes, to trades and unruly fans and...look I don't talk about.--Owen Wilson
All fromthe movie "The Wedding Crashers"
2006-08-11 02:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ambra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger...Pulp fiction
I'll take a liter of cola. Super troopers
Cool story Hansel. Zoolander
How about a nice warm glass of shut the hell up, this is my house grandma. Happy gilmore
Hey kids, you wouldnt happen to have a glass of warm water, would ya? dumb and dumber
How are you gonna get fired...on your day off...
stealing boxes???Friday
2006-08-06 16:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Luckily, my neck broke my fall" - Joe Dirt
"Why is the rum always gone?" - POTC 2
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. " - The Princess Bride
"Yeah. Right here. On the Oriental. With all the lights on." - Prizzi's Honor
"Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?
Lawrence Jamieson: Of course you may.
[after a pause, and with relief] Thank you." - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"It's pronounced "Hfuhruhurr". - The Man with Two Brains
"Come on, put your shoes on, Barbara. I haven't been into feet since '82." - War of the Roses
2006-08-11 22:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by GiGi C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That's the worst f%#@ing sweater I've ever seen in my life... It's a Cosby sweater!"
-- Barry, "High Fidelity"
_____________________________________
[Marge is pregnant]
Lou: You alright there, Margie?
Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again.
"Fargo"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bridget Gregory: Could you leave? Please?
Mike Swale: I haven't finished charming you yet.
Bridget Gregory: You haven't started.
Mike Swale: Gimme a chance.
Bridget Gregory: Look, go find yourself a nice little cowgirl and make nice little cowbabies and leave me alone.
Mike Swale: I'm hung like a horse. Think about it.
[pause]
Bridget Gregory: Let's see.
Mike Swale: Excuse me?
Bridget Gregory: Mr. Ed, let's see.
Mike Swale: Look, I tried to be nice. I can see that's something you're not...
Bridget Gregory: No, I'm trying. I can be very nice when I try. Sit down.
Mike Swale: OK, maybe we just got off to a bad start. I know plenty of people -
[Bridget unzips his fly]
Mike Swale: What are you doing?
Bridget Gregory: I believe what we're looking for is a certain horse-like quality?
"The Last Seduction"
_____________________________________
Tick: Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?
Felicia: [singing] A desert holiday, let's pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea, I'll take the ecstasy. **** off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hip
hooray!
Bernadette: That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.
-The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)
_____________________________________
Brad Dupree: Got a minute?
Lester Burnham: For you, Brad, I've got five!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[at the dinner table]
Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go **** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a ******* prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.
American Beauty (1999)
2006-08-06 18:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by satckaren72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recently I watched a movie called "Serenity" and in it there was a scene that went like this:
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
2006-08-06 16:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blown up Sir! (From the Movie Stripes when asked where's your drill Sargent men?)
2006-08-14 11:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by roberthapp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im affraid once more miss swan- William Turner (orlando bloom!!!) Pirates of the Caribean- the curse of the black pearl
2006-08-14 03:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star Wars 5: Laya: I love you
Han Solo: I know
2006-08-14 11:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by pearlzzz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this Real Tomato ketchup eddie? chevy chase in vacation at cousin eddies cookout
or in meet the parents
I have nipples Greg can you milk me? lol
2006-08-06 16:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sad Mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your hands off that stud and go on about your business. Kurt Russell in Tombstone.
2006-08-14 02:41:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋