when ricky and his kids go to his mom's house and the dad comes home?
2006-08-06 15:56:31 · 2 answers · asked by Greg 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I'm gonna try get lines that we haven't heard from the previews.
"Go shave your dusty old balls!"
"I'm gonna stick you in the microwave."
"Ninjas...Ninjas are after me."
"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
"I guess I'm his woman. We had sex."
"I wish i coulda been there."
"Oh please God don't let the invisible fire kill my friend!"
"How did he get outta is clothes so fast?"
"Dear 8lbs 6oz-never-said-a-word baby Jesus..."
"Is that Elvis Costello and Mos Def?"
"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
"What do i do with my hands?"
"Get back! I'm gonna windmill ya."
"You walk in here...on your two legs all fat...and cocky. And you look at me in my chair."
"Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't even know what that means but i love it!"
"If you don't chew Big Red gum then f*ck you."
Chances are some of the lines are not exactly spot on. I need to see it again before i can really start quoting the lines.
2006-08-06 16:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by monkeyundead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite quotes:
" Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley."
"Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!"
And the funniest quote of all is when he claims that "El Diablo" means "really spicy chicken". Awwwwwwwwwwesome.
2006-08-06 16:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by jenh42002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋