Hard to beat:
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
(And i assume you know where that comes from.)
2006-08-06 22:32:28
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answer #1
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answered by missinglincoln 6
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"Somewhere out there is the man you're supposed to marry and if you don't get him first, somebody else will. And then, you'll have to spend the rest of your life thinking that somebody else is married to your husband."--When Harry Met Sally
"That is an image to remember as you choose the man to accompany you on your journey through life-2 figures advancing through their own efforts, neither propelling nor impeding the other... simply reaching across the space that seperates them for reassuring proof of the other's presence" --A Woman of Independent Means
"If you love someone you say it, you say it right there out loud. Otherwise the moment just passes you by"--My Best Friend's Wedding
2006-08-07 04:25:35
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answered by sexychik1977 6
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" I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
From "When Harry Met Sally"
I also like
"I've waited my whole life to feel this miserable. If this is the only way I can stay connected with her then this is who I have to be."
From "Hitch"
Another one:
"You know what it's like getting up every morning? Feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man. But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you."
Also from "Hitch"
2006-08-07 02:39:44
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answered by kojak0527 4
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Ah, toss up between two quotes from the same franchise.
You spend time with your family. Good - because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
-Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando), The Godfather
He was stupid, I was lucky. I'll visit him, soon.
-Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), The Godfather Part II
2006-08-06 15:32:52
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answer #4
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answered by LifeTaughtLessons 2
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Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?-Napoleon Dynamite
What the **** is a frush?-Booger said this to Takashi in Revenge of the Nerds
2006-08-06 15:31:48
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answer #5
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answered by Good Gushy 4
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"He probably takes the dishes out of the sink before he pee's in it."
From Steel Magnolias when Shirley McClaine talks about Tom Skerrit's character.
2006-08-06 15:31:35
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answer #6
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answered by SoCalBeachGal 3
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i'm a MARINE we dont plan we improvise
from most wanted. why do u want to b so harsh.
just because u from germany and u think u gotta be all hard. i am a MARINE and aint non harder
or tougher than us. any guys wanna dispute go ahead u r online,but u aint safe.
im gonna invite to my 360 cause i like even if u
dont want me to.
thanx-a-million
nate
2006-08-06 16:26:10
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answer #7
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answered by supernate the star*catcher 3
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"There was no reason for me to stay in the real world any longer. In the real world, it didn't matter if I was there or not. When I realized that, I was no longer afraid of losing my body." —Chisa Yomoda in Serial Experiment Lain
Oracle in Princess Mononoke: "You cannot change your fate, though you may rise to meet it if you choose."
Jack in The Nightmare Before Christmas: "And they call him 'Sandy Claws'."
2006-08-07 03:27:35
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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My current favorite is from "What Dreams May Come." Toward the end, Robin Williams says to his wife regarding their reincarnation: "Hey, I found you in hell. Don't you think I can find you in New Jersey?"
If you are from NJ, you understand.
2006-08-06 15:32:13
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answer #9
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answered by auntb93again 7
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Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get. Forrest Gump
2006-08-06 15:36:27
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answered by Sherrod's future wifee 3
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Frankly My Dear I Don't Give a D*m.--- Gone with The Wind
2006-08-06 15:35:46
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answer #11
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answered by usserydog 4
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