Tell me wat u r doing right now? Whose ever doing the coolest thing will win! Make Up Something!
2006-08-06 14:42:27 · 9 answers · asked by T a y N i i C h a n :) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm kicked back in a comfortable chair, drinking a cold can of pop, watching my daughter mow the lawn. I bet she's sweating pretty good right now. This is why we have children. Forget about all the "raising a good kid to carry on the family name" crap. We have kids to do dishes, mow the lawn, and get up and get the remote control for us. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
2006-08-06 14:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m running from the cops because they think I killed this guy. I was there but it wasn`t me. I wasn`t holding the chainsaw even though his blood is all over my clothes. They said I put his body parts in trash bags and threw them around the county. I didn`t have anything to do with this!!! I`m not going back to prison again for something they think I did. Those cops will have to run off some of those donuts to catch me!! Damn I ran out of gas for the chainsaw!!
How`s that!!!
2006-08-06 14:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by bren_jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am pondering over the life of microbes on Planet Z-269843 with my patented Viso-Funk Meter in my Floating Palace of Gold on the world Onyx Zed-Niner with my lovely android love slaves keeping me company and my advisers wondering why I've lost my mind while the world is presently being eyed for invasion by Neo-Nazi Mushroom Men who wish to spread their poisonous spores across the Nine Dimension in their eternal battle with the Lords of Light and Righteousness. Even now, their slick black ships orbit the planet with their missiles in range. Course, they don't know that I know where they are and I have them in my sights with my hidden Proton Beamers ready to turn them into ashes! I'm just playing the fool to keep them off balance.
How's that?
2006-08-06 14:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by weirdarchives@prodigy.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just shut down my Harley after riding thru the wind to a funeral for the Pope,he was here to bless the bikes,so now mine qualifies as a blessed hawg,& that alone will make for a nice sweet award at the next Sturgis run..Gonna dust my bike for fingerprints though as I kinda doubt that was the original Pope..His bike was cooler than mine but he didnt have a bullet proof shield on it so that alone makes me wonder..hmm..to continue after test results are back..=)Keep ya posted..
2006-08-06 15:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can't wait till Big Brother wehn a bird attacks them and spiders kill them all! People will die and peanut butter and jelly will take over the world! The golden mickey ears on my head are hurting my head and they will take over my brain making me think of only mickey mouse and minnie mouse and walt disney...... please help me!
2006-08-06 15:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im eating rice with chopsticks using my toes to hold them and watching a jackie chan movie. Oh and humming the song EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!
2006-08-06 14:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sad Mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eating a ice cream cone in 120 degree weather naked while i poop
2006-08-06 14:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am eating paste and picking boogers.
2006-08-06 14:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm using my imagination.
2006-08-06 14:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by Carol R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋