i need something to cheer me up. im bored.
2006-08-06 14:27:59 · 19 answers · asked by kaitlin_danette09 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
doing the mother whe my gf walked in
2006-08-06 16:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by river_runs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my husband and I were just "dating", we were at his dad's house, in the downstairs den, which is where my now husband slept. We were really going at it, on his bed, which was a couch that opens to a bed. And my head got stuck back in the fold up part where the couch opens up, and I couldnt move or breathe. Of course, he finished what he was doing before he helped me get out of there. I can only imagine how I looked with both legs straight up in the air and no head!!!!!!! I must have looked OK though, because he didnt seem to have any complaints!!!!!
2006-08-06 21:36:26 · answer #2 · answered by belinda f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My gf and I were driving down a back road late at night, both ready to go, and we couldn’t wait until we got home. I pulled over to the side of the road and we were going at it on the hood of the car. In the heat of passion we didn’t notice a car coming until it was to late. We both slid off the hood and squatted next to the car, the other car stopped and they asked if we needed help. We told them we were just finishing changing a flat tire, and thanked them for stopping. After they drove away we both laughed hysterically, and then drove home as fast as we could to finish…
2006-08-06 21:47:57 · answer #3 · answered by psychoticlawnjockey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have always had the problem of ejaculating too quickly. My record is about 10 seconds and am lucky to last past 2 minutes.
2006-08-06 21:31:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ripped off a fart one time as I nutted. The embarrassment lasted for 15 seconds. No lie...that all I can think of..
2006-08-06 21:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's embarrasing even to recall...But if your bored maybe you can try the chatrooms. Somebody there might amuse you.
2006-08-06 21:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by wittlewabbit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was about to do with u I discovered that u had teeth in ur hole. I got stuck then when i removed the bed sheet I realy knew that u were sucking!!!
2006-08-06 21:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by manishgetzmail 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My vibrator started to make a burning smell and overheated while I was using it. All of a sudden I smell burning and started freaking out that I was on fire;....Did that cheer you up?
2006-08-06 21:32:53 · answer #8 · answered by Cheri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farting , but luckily my fiancee has gsoh so it turned out very funny and very loving
2006-08-06 21:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a kinky way to get off
reading other peoples sex stories.can we hear one of yours.i don't really have one.
2006-08-06 21:32:41 · answer #10 · answered by spocklogical1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋