i have heard so many jokes about ford im getting sick!
2006-08-06 13:43:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Auto Racing
Did u know 80 percent of chevys are still on the road... the other 20 percent made it home.
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelarate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. Why do Chevy's come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while pushing them.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords.
2006-08-06 13:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i own a ford truck and am glad to see Joes jokes! I hate chevys and will never lower my standards to buy a dodge. WHY TO GO JOE!!!! Im writing those down.LOL
2006-08-06 15:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry you're getting sick but a Chevy is the better choice.
2006-08-06 15:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by ~*~*~*Jenny Anne~*~*~* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is becasue ford is first on repair desk and first on road dead.
heres one, wha'tf the ford driver do when his truck broke? bought a chevy.
2006-08-06 13:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by crazybikerguy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is ford country, on a quiet nite you can hear a chevy rust.
2006-08-06 14:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by beaniefufer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you say Corvair.That was a joke right?
2006-08-06 16:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by bigkyle28 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about:
That is not "The Heartbeat Of America" you hear....
It's a rod knocking!
2006-08-06 13:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got it joe that should be 10 points for you
2006-08-09 12:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by firefightingexpert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not chevy but this was on a ford truck.............BITE ME DODGE BOY
2006-08-06 14:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by southern_racer_chik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-06 13:46:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋