Can I deduct these if I have a doctors note saying that I need these services. Will I get audited.
2006-08-06 13:41:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is your Dr. from Mexico and also feeding your prescription pain medication habit? If so...you will have no problem obtaining a note. If not...I know someone that knows someone but it's by referral only. I can help you with that as well for a nominal fee... I do accept cash, check, credit cards, or sexual favors.
AND REMEMBER: Prostitute payments are tax deductible as long as you keep your receipts.
2006-08-07 08:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by Renee' 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can try deducting them under "Business Development" - for taking out your prospective clients. You'll only get audited if the IRS thinks that you're taking "excessive amounts of deductions" - they usually only think this if you make ALOT of money. If you don't make that much money, they won't bother with you.
2006-08-06 20:47:11 · answer #2 · answered by Sahara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one needs sex! Try find a way to be happy being celibate. Do you want to die from sex? Because you can't know for sure who has HIV/AIDS.
Sex is something a person wants, but it's not a necessity! Try having a long-term relationship if you want sex that bad; just don't force it on anyone.
No doctor's going to give you a note!
2006-08-06 20:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the receipt come out of her *** or something?
Let me know if its possible or not though, people need prostitutes, they keep the economy alive.
2006-08-07 18:49:09 · answer #4 · answered by D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure go right ahead. Only if you are a pimp because then its considered an invetsment in your business.
2006-08-06 20:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by jrollo76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is a legal brothel it can be a business expense.
2006-08-06 20:45:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
paying for sex services is illegal......
2006-08-06 20:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋