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So Archiekins can come running back to me!

2006-08-06 13:08:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

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Like, you need to humiliate her in order to make her look bad...? Dahling, she was born looking that way! And why are you wasting your time on starchy Archie? He clearly doesn't have the business acumen you'll need to help run Daddykins' financial empire! At least that Reggie fellow comes from a respectably well to do family!

2006-08-06 15:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 10 3

Assuming you're Veronica, get your daddy to have Bill Clinton hire Betty as an aide in his Harlem office (conviently located just a few train stops from Riverdale in Westchester County). She'll be wary at first, but a tight speil of patriotism and duty ought to convince her the guy means no harm.

After she takes the job, have Bill offer her a blue dress. The rest will 'come' naturally. Archie will never speak to Betty again. Hell, no one in Riverdale will, except for Ms. Grundy, who always seemed kinda Janet Reno-ish to me anyway.

2006-08-06 22:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by QuackJak 4 · 0 0

Call up Jughead and tell him that you know someone who thinks he is *SUPER* cute, and wants to meet him. Tell him she will be waiting for him out on Lover's Lane, and what she would really like is a surprise kiss from him. Next, tell Betty that Archie's car broke down at, you guessed it, Lover's Lane, and he needs a ride. If he's not there at first, just wait around for a bit. Sneak up there with a camera and let hilarity ensue.

2006-08-06 22:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by Eegah 4 · 0 0

Get a photo of Betty and Scooby Doo caught in a compramising position.

2006-08-06 20:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by murkglider 5 · 0 0

call her a slut and spread rumors about her sleeping around.then say something like i havent been with anyone else since i was with you babe, but that dirty slut has been sleepin with everyone

2006-08-06 20:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by ethermanx 3 · 0 0

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