Isn't this the way life should be?

Question

Got it figured out....

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Answer 1

If you ended life as a baby who would take care of you because babies can't watch babies.Life is good the way it is.

Answer 2

You do indeed have it figured out. This is the most entertaining and innovative piece of writing that I have read in a a long time. People are going to steal your words. Too bad they don't give points for questions. I'd give you five thousand.. Hats off to you! Superb, superb, superb!!!!

Answer 3

I think you should turn this into a forwarded message for people to send to their co-workers. :P It sounds like quite the plan.

Answer 4

Sounds good

Answer 5

Very interesting but not my idea of a perfect life.

Answer 6

Rich, you been in the lacquer thinner again ?

Great idea, but what if you die young ?

Answer 7

Yep. Life would be better backwards!

Answer 8

i was there... you totally took me there...