Arby's Oven Mitt vs. Hamburger Helper Glove?

Question

In hand-to-hand combat...who would win?

Everyone is saying the Glove...
I dig the glove too but the Mitt does push-ups and has way more attitude...
I'm not saying you all are wrong...just that I see a tough fight for both sides...

Answer 1

Oh my lord, this is about the most obvious thing I've ever run across. THE HAMBURGER HELPER GLOVE!!!

It's like Doctor Octopus vs. Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman. The Glove has 2 extra appendages to work with! 3 in fact because the lame Arby's Mitt, aside from representing an inferior food chain only has one "arm" (that being the thumb), while the glove is the type found in whatever world the Simpsons come from where people have only 3 fingers AND a thumb!

Click on this site.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arby's_Oven_Mitt

Look at the mitt's picture. He looks like he just said "hi" to some people and realized they were complete strangers. He's a moron, unprepared, and probably still wets his bed.

Now click on this site

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger_Helper

Now that is a hand piece that knows how to roll! Look at the grace and form as he balances a tray with 2 tiny glasses filled with ... nothing... with the greatest of ease! Obviously, on top of having 3 extra fighting fingers, the glove has ninja like dexterity.

I hope you feel adequately silly now for asking a question with such an obvious answer. It's ok though. Like Batman said, "we ask silly questions so that geniuses can answer them."

No need to thank me, though, it's what I do.

Answer 2

the hamburger helper glove would win because he has fingers, and all the mitt has is a thumb,wow a thumb! now in a thumb wrestling match the mitt would stand a chance. but the glove would win in hand to hand combat. but the mitt don't stand a chance with just a thumb.its al like:

story of the century! glove challenges mitt to a showdown! * under breath please.the mitt has a thumb, i seemed to have forgotten how opposable one little digit is to five digits* .extra extra! thumbs are the new fingers! read all about it! mitt challenges glove to showdown!!

Answer 3

And the winnah is--- Mr Hands, of Saturday Night Live!

Hey-- Poppin Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy and Mr. Bill-- separated at birth...?

Answer 4

Hamburger Helper, I think He is beefed up.

Answer 5

the glove cuz it has more fingers.

Answer 6

hamburger helper, he's so ghetto!

Answer 7

HH GLOVE!