can U tell me a a good Joke?

Question

I wanna U guys tell me a good joke that i can play it to my friends that all the time they are making fun of me.

Answer 1

Go f uck yourself. Now tell me that hasn't made you laugh. Seriously. I would deserve a "best answer" for that one :))

Answer 2

Pharmacist Phun

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

Answer 3

A man was driving along the road, when he saw a ditch with a peguin in it. He got out of his car and put the penguin in it. Then the man kept on driving. A little later on, a policeman stopped the man and asked him why he had a penguin in his car. The man told the policeman that he had found this penguin in a ditch. The policeman told the man to bring the penguin to the zoo and sent him off.

The next day, the man was driving along when the same policeman stopped him again. The policeman said, " Why do you still have the penguin with you? I thought I told you to bring him to the zoo!" The man answered, " Yes, officer, I did. Tomorrow we're going to the movies!"

Answer 4

a panda walks in to a resterauunt and get food, after hes done eating hes shoots the waiter and walks out. later the police come and wonder why a panda would do that. then a book nerd says, well it says right here in the dictionary: eats shoot leaves

Answer 5

A bear and a rabbit are next to each other in the woods pooping. The bear asks the rabbit,"Do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says,"Yes, I do!" The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt.

Answer 6

2 cannibals are sitting around a campfire eating a clown. The one cannibal stops chewing and says to the other one......

"Hey....does this taste funny to you??"

LOL I love this joke!!

Answer 7

a priest ask a nun for $ 100, he said I give it back to you later. when she went to get her money back, the priest make the move on her so fast, she didn't see it coming. The nun scream with joy holy mother *******, the priest out of his mind said ya-leloo-ya God what a good pus.sy she had wasted by becoming a nun,

Answer 8

ok settin 2 girls talkin bout a wedding:

jen: ya girl this will be husband #4
ann: wow, #4, what happened to ur 1st husband?
jen: he died from eatin poisioned mushrooms
ann: omg, what happened to ur 2nd husband?
jen: well he also died from eatin poisioned mushrooms
ann: omfg, im afraid to ask but i will, what happened to ur 3rd husband?
jen: well he wont eat the mushrooms

Answer 9

whats better than winning the special olympics?


Not being retarded

Answer 10

yes good joke is - MISS JAVIER U R VERY HOT.