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2006-08-06 12:06:50 · 16 answers · asked by Mr. KnowItAll 7 in Cars & Transportation Maintenance & Repairs

16 answers

you kick the tire and piss in the gas tank and don't forget to fart on the intake as your trying to start it, that should fix it,

DUMB QUESTION

how about a little more information

2006-08-06 12:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by Adam K 3 · 4 3

Cars run on money. If you're broke, chances are that's why your car is broken. Othern' that you'll have to be a little more specific...

2006-08-06 19:10:19 · answer #2 · answered by gokart121 6 · 0 0

I am sorry your vehicle needs repairs. Perhaps you should inquire at a reasonable and/or well-known mechanic if you know one, or at least ask someone if they might be able to recommend a reliable mechanic. Given the limited amount of information you have provided the readers in this forum, we are unable to support you in your effort to determine the exact repairs your vehicle needs.

2006-08-06 19:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by THE SINGER 7 · 0 0

first if you smart try to fix u'r own think if still can't than, ask any of u'r family or u'r friends know about car. before u taking to the place the one cosh u alot money to fix, if none of tham know about car than take but remember get ready money don't forget.

2006-08-06 19:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by I'm so SSeeeXXXyyyyy!!! 1 · 0 0

Take it to the car shop

2006-08-06 19:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by Giggles 5 · 0 0

First...look in the mirror and realize you're wasting everyones time and 5 points for being a %#@@$^$%@#

2006-08-06 19:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by Ricknows 5 · 0 0

Does it make any strange sounds? Does it leak any fluids? How about unusual vibration? C'mon, give us some more info.

2006-08-06 19:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

whats broke would be a good start

2006-08-06 19:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by craig s 2 · 0 0

Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!

2006-08-06 19:09:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What's wrong with your car?

2006-08-06 19:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by Petro T 3 · 0 0

AAA to repair shop and pay lots of money.

2006-08-06 19:10:28 · answer #11 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 0 0

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