Hello! I am giddy with excitement as I type this. Well, here is what happened. I was driving on the highway heading to the next city to visit my friend. As I was driving... I drove by a farm-like ranch on the side of the highway. I saw a few horses and cows. Suddenly, my eye caught this beautiful creature. It had a sturdy body exactly like a horse except it had unicorn-esque brown fur. It had a beautiful tail and mane which was a magical dark brown. This unicorn, however, did not have a horn. It had beautiful unicorn ears and lovely tan colored patches on its thigh. It was eating horse food just like the horses around it (I guess the Unicorn tried to blend in). I was gazing in awe. It was so surreal. I had to tell someone. I positioned my car so that it blocked two lanes and I parked it. I waved and stood infront of passing cars and told them to stop and look at the unicorn. I guess they lacked my special vision, for they told me that they only saw horses. I wish I had a camera!
2006-08-06 11:51:07 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I stole the keys of the drivers who stopped to prevent them from getting away. I told them to look and concentrate. They were angry (why)? I stopped about 20 cars altogether and there was about 40 people. I took their keys one by one and threw them in a ditch. I had to get them to see the Unicorn. Eventually, the police came and retrieved the keys and arrested me.
2006-08-06 11:53:59 · update #1
I was later released. I returned home to tell you about my discovery into the world of the supernatural.
2006-08-06 12:03:55 · update #2
LOL! *falling off chair, laughing* Great question! Really loved this one!!!
2006-08-06 16:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by Appaloosa88 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well U Saw A Beautiful Brown Horse Not A Unicorn Unicorns
R Called Unicorns Because They Have Horns
2006-08-07 00:17:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Bless you honey, I don't know whether to laugh at you or cry for you. I think you have a wonderful insight if you are writing this in sincerity. I think all you really saw was a beautiful horse, if it was a unicorn then it would have had a horn. Unicorns have been extinct a long time, but they did exist. The bible speaks of them in several places.
Deuteronomy 33:17
His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.
Psalm 22:21
Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.
Psalm 92:10
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
God Bless You !!
2006-08-06 12:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by Blessed 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A unicorn, by definition, has a horn. Sounds like you need some medication, which is not a put down, just fact. A person that can see more that most, but is still on level ground does not force people to witness. Or are you are pulling our legs to your great satisfaction?
2006-08-06 13:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Myr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a unicorn if it doesn't have a horn! How do u know it was a unicorn and not just a horse? You need some sleep. LOL.
2006-08-06 13:16:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥iamsleepy♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur an idiot. that was a horse, unicorns glow and have a horn. you could have caused several car accidents. you also took away peoples keys. did it ever occur to you that we're in a heat wave and people need air conditioning in their car?
by the way, nice hoax, if you're in prison you wouldn't be righting this. go waste someone else's time.
2006-08-06 12:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by bubblepup13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"unicorn-esque brown fur" ...hmmm
I'd have to say that was probably a Draft Unicorn, noted for its ability to pull a farm wagon or a plow, and still blend in with the horses.
Did you notice if either you or the unicorn were anywhere near a thicket of mushrooms?
2006-08-06 11:56:56 · answer #7 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the last unicorn- a highly factual and serious documentary masquerading as a simple childrens cartoon- they say that people who dont believe in unicorns cant see them
you see because you believe in them
but you shouldnt tell others what you know'
they will only use this info t tell the red bull where to find the poor unicorn
and drive her intothe sea
2006-08-10 14:53:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
either you are high all the time or have the stupidest sense of humor, first it was a troll now it's a unicorn, maybe you should move both the troll and unicorn in your house and make them your new family!
2006-08-06 14:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by brittneysvg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps a chemically-induced Unicorn.
2006-08-06 11:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by kearneyconsulting 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe you need to drink some water and calm yourself. it was a normal horse. it was all the acid you took earlier that made it appear to be a unicorn. crazy butt
2006-08-06 11:56:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋