Bears are very intelligent creatures. Do you ever wonder why they can take the entire winter off? It’s because every spring and summer they leave the doors unlocked to their house while they are in Europe vacationing. The have an automated security system that catches intruders like the innocent golden locks. The police come and haul the intruder off to jail and in an undisclosed settlement the case is dropped. This happens several times a year and I was once a victim of this scam and it cost me a couple tickets for the bears to go to Chicago to watch the Bears and several thousand dollars.
2006-08-07 02:44:10
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answered by Tom D 1
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Hey they lived in the woods not a large city. Goldilocks a thief I think not she's a good girl I dated her a couple times and still remain close friends with her. So i take great discomfort when some one calls or suggest that she was a thief. Now the true story must be told. Goldilocks is a great chef from Paris. One day she was in her car looking for a great pinic place for the family reunion, When out of nowhere a deer jumps out in front of her car. She swerves to miss the beautiful little creature and ends up in a ditch. With her car broke she took of on foot to find help. With compass in hand she took out cross country. along the way she found some great mushrooms. and berries. After several hours of hiking and deep in the forest she came upon a cottage. She yelled very loudly is Anybody home with no responce, she knocked on the door very hard and the door opened. once again she yelled very loudly anybody home, when know answer came ,she entered the house. All she wanted was a glass of water and to use the phone since her cell phone was out of range. Well she couldnt find the phone but she did find the kitchen and a glass of water. Heres where the story was mistold by the New York Times and picked up by the national press shame on them. Here's what really happened. After drinking the water, Goldilocks wanted to leave a note thanking the home owners but she couldnt find paper or pen, she decided the next best thing she could do was cook the mushrooms and washed the berries. After this she set the table. she placed the mushrooms at one end of the table and arranged the berries on a plate to say thank you. Thats the real story and about falling asleep in the bed, thats the ny times sex ,drugs, and wars sells papers. goldilocks is a good friend of mine don't call or suggest that she is a thief.
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2006-08-06 19:42:16
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answered by Anonymous
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When Goldilocks was first being told, there were no locks on doors. That came much later. The only way to lock a house then was to bar it from inside, and if everyone left, there was no one to bar it. As for Goldilocks, yeah, probably. She stole porridge and broke a chair.
2006-08-06 20:24:56
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answered by Anonymous
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goldilocks was a huge heroine junkie, and she was wondering around trying to jack some money for her next fix. She didn't get any money but she found papa bears stash and shot up right there, and that is why she passed out in the house. Why do you think the bears were so pissed?!
2006-08-07 01:25:01
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answered by Anonymous
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it's hard to operate the lock without opposable thumbs. Yes, Goldilocks was a thief.
2006-08-06 23:14:52
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answered by kjdean68 2
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maybe the bears lived in a neighborhood where it wasn't necessary to lock your doors. and yes, Goldilocks was a thief. and a vandal and a trespasser.
2006-08-06 20:39:53
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answered by luvbuggies 6
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Yes a thief and a narcoleptic one at that and she just happened to be ransacking mummy bear's jewellery when she suddenly felt the urge to pass out on a bed that was cleverly placed..
2006-08-06 19:27:20
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answered by Tony E 1
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My guess is they thought they'd be safe considering their house was in the middle of the woods with nobody around...little did they know eh? Poor family didn't know that there were drifters that could easily enter and use their furniture and eat their precious food...I still cry when I think about it...
2006-08-06 18:58:33
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answered by Jim Jones 2
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Bears don't lock their doors. It makes it easier for them to get a snack.
2006-08-06 19:03:12
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answered by Nerdly Stud 5
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they didn't doors because they have no pockets to put the house key in . Besides who in the country locks thier doors anyway.
2006-08-06 18:50:04
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answered by bunny 3
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