I'm a penguin so I'm not able to drive a motorcycle myself. I'm going to get a chopper with a sidecar and I need someone to drive me around.
2006-08-06 11:43:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
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2006-08-06 13:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off: A chopper?!?! What the hell's the matter with you? Why would you waste you hard (or not) earned money on one of those pieces of crap!?!? Second, I don't think they can have a side car, because most don't even have a SPEEDOMETER!! Third: A Penguin?
2006-08-06 19:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by zelgadiss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been riding for 40 years and I thought I seen it all, but to get a chauffeur to tote you around is a new one for me. Maybe you should think about a trike and have your woman drive you around. it will be easier for you to get on and off.
2006-08-06 11:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I don't think they make any penguin-cycles, you're going to have to go custom, and a chauffeur's going to cost you...
2006-08-06 11:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by gokart121 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't blow a seal?" LOL, that has a different meaning when you're addressing a penguin.
How about Robin? Batman is doing all the crimefighting, and he probably has a lot of sidekick time on his hands.
2006-08-07 02:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you type without fingers? Penguins have flippers (not really wings). I am totally amazed.
2006-08-06 11:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOH OOH right here right here i wanna be your chauffeur! that would be a great promotion from donut fetching guy
2006-08-09 20:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by penguinsupersoldier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, a typing penguin
2006-08-06 11:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...2 points
2006-08-06 11:47:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop doing dirty things to seals!
2006-08-09 10:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋