Hurry
2006-08-06 11:36:55 · 28 answers · asked by jordan h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
flooberMCchanglefier
2006-08-06 11:41:09 · answer #1 · answered by ...... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we have to hurry?
Are you dying? Are we supposed to make some stupid joke so your last few minutes of life are pleasant? Is that it? You want to die laughing?
Well it ain't gonna happen!
Who wants to make a dying person laugh? It's embarrassing. The family is sitting around crying. The doctor is saying, "Just a few more minutes..." The Priest is giving last rites. And I'm supposed to be making funny faces and farting noises?
Find some other clown for your evil merry-making. I don't care if you never laugh again.
2006-08-06 19:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by Doctor Hand 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guy was sitting at home relaxing after a hard day's work. All of a sudden, he heard a knock on his door. He opened the door to find a seven foot cockroach! The cockroach picked the guy up by his shirt, threw him around the room and then left.
The next day, since the guy was quite beaten up, he went to see his Doctor. He explained what happened, and the Doctor said to him, "Yeah, I heard there was a bad bug going around".
Ten for Me?
2006-08-06 18:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 men go to the desert one brings an umbrella the 2nd a bottle of water and the 3rd a car door, the other 2 look at this guy like hes lost his marbles ," why'dya bring the car door for ? " says the first 2 , " well " says the 3rd guy , " if it gets hot i can wind down the window" .
2006-08-06 18:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by splinterfoot66 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something funny...hmm.. ok.. a penguin goes to get his car fixed, the mechanic says it will take an hour, so the penguin goes across the street to get an ice cream, but since he has no hands he gets it all over his face. he goes back to the mechanic and the mechanic says looks like you blew a seal, the penguin says no, thats just a little ice cream...
2006-08-06 18:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by penguin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well 3 convicts are going 2 jail and are allowed 2 bring 1 item the 1st says: "i brought a paint set" the second says "i brought a deck of cards" the third says " i brought tampons" and the other 2 ask "y would u bring tampons" to which the 3rd replies: "it says here i can go bike riding, swimming, roller blading, horseback riding.... lol
2006-08-06 18:41:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something funny.
2006-08-06 18:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by countrykarebare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gobble Gobble
2006-08-06 18:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by J-man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2+2(78-50+95)=4!
2006-08-06 18:42:15 · answer #9 · answered by ASDFGHJKL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"something funny"
U asked people to say something funny..so I did..now can U choose me best answer??!
OK...here's a joke...
a woman taking a shower then the doorbell rang she said:who is it?
the pizza man
she put her towel on & got the pizza then back to shower...
the doorbell rang..she said: who is it??
(I forgot who but who ever she put the towel on went to the door then back to shower)
the doorbell rang again..she said:who is it?
d man said your naighbor..(who is blind)
she didn't bother to put a towel 'couse he's blind..when she open d door he said:congradulate me...I can see.........
hop u like it & give me 10 point
2006-08-06 19:02:03 · answer #10 · answered by P.Y.T. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were so poor we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat.
2006-08-06 18:45:25 · answer #11 · answered by bikittykat310 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋