(and i don't mean literally)
2006-08-06 10:40:18 · 10 answers · asked by bsktballchik 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Squeegee. Ha that word cracks me up!
2006-08-06 10:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here is a true story......you probably won't think its funny but i'll give it a shot......
My sister and I were making a cake and we realized that we didn't spray the pan......so my sister came up with a brilliant plan......not. Anyway, when the cake was done we put it on a wax sheet or five and she sprayed the pan with Pam.......then we had to figure out what or how to get it back in the pan.......so we tried and didn't succeed.......so finally we came up with this plan and it worked except it had a bump and a bunch of cracks.........so instead of Texas Sheet Cake we had Texas Road Bump........anyway we thought it was funny........it was at the time...... I put more thought into my answer than the others.........Have a nice day!
2006-08-06 19:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by Pisce-Pegasus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Bel Aire
Who tried to get laid on the stair
When the banister broke
He quickened his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air
2006-08-06 17:48:11 · answer #3 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Electing George Bush was the best thing America ever did.
2006-08-06 17:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♪ Nickels ♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this this highshchooler still has to share a bunkbed with his little brother and one night he decided to bring a friend home a (a girl) they got on the top bunk and things started to heat up he told her to say lettuce if she wanted it harder and tomato if she wanted new position
tomato
lettuce
tomato
lettuce
ohhhh
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then his little brother woke up and said will you guys stop making sandwiches you are getting mayo on my face
2006-08-06 17:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by brown_eyes_132006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know who that hot chick was at the bar last night. But......................... Id pee in her butt!!
2006-08-06 17:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by RJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Racism and Homophobia is dead!!!!
2006-08-06 17:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by Cherokee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
J U P I T E R !
2006-08-06 17:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AARDVARK...
2006-08-06 18:03:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you suck.............bananas
2006-08-06 19:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by somethingcompletelyrandom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋