Does anybody know any good joke's of YO MOMMA?

Answer 1

Follow this link to lots of sites with tons of jokes.
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=yo+momma+jokes&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t400&x=wrt

This site has several good ones:
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html

Here's are a few good ones:


Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Answer 2

My friend told me one you might like.Your momma's so fat that when she came outside dressed in yellow with black checkered stripes people started yelling Taxi! Taxi!
P.S - you could also find some at Yahoo! if you look them up. There mean but funny.