Call in sick and get drunk early in the morning. Then go out and entertain yourself all day. Go around and ask for job applications or drop off resumes at jobs you are totally underqualified for. Remember you need to be completly wasted but act sober and professional. Or you could even get a clipboard and go out and take your own survey. Harass people in public and ask them bizarre questions like we do here. Or you could visit superlawyerdude's 360 page.
2006-08-06 10:31:06
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answered by Anonymous
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Mondays are so depressing because you've had two days off to sleep late and have fun--even if you've been working around the house, you haven't had to go be with your boss and co-workers.
To make them better, you should eat lots of chocolate. It has chemicals in it that act as natural anti-depressants. And since chocolate is made from cocoa beans and milk, it can be counted as a vegetable AND a dairy/protein!
2006-08-06 17:27:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Look at it as a "new" beginning! Something wonderful might happen this week.....set goals for the week! Make a game out of it! Life is wonderful and too short to waste it being depressed!
2006-08-06 17:25:41
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answered by Bluewillow 2
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Oh sh*t. I thought Tuesday Wednesday & Thursday were the depressing days. Now that I have to add Monday. Firday is the only non depressing work day left!
2006-08-06 17:33:12
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answered by tw2251stst 3
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What a way to bring us all down....j/k, j/k! Actually I don't mind Mondays so much think of all the exciting things that may possibly happen to you in the upcoming week.
2006-08-06 17:25:44
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answered by star dust 5
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Get a job that works you Thursday through Monday ---- then Monday will be your favorite!!
2006-08-06 17:27:46
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answered by Ducky S 5
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um...i never thought mondays were considered "depressing"...but if you want to make them better,find something exciting to do on mondays.
2006-08-06 17:26:13
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answered by Gen-Gen,the Sky Guardian 2
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Just go out and fine some places you like to go and you could call some friends to go with you.
Or rent some nice movies and make some popcorn.:)
2006-08-06 17:27:32
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answered by none 5
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i think it's because it's back to reality what will make it better for me is if i woke up a millionaire and never had to work again
2006-08-06 17:56:37
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answered by ? 4
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get a job you enjoy going to on Monday a.m.
2006-08-06 17:25:32
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answered by Anonymous
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