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Most Democrats are not Liberal, commie, baby-hating, war-hating cowards, dispite what the Far Right claims.

Most Republicans are not war-loving, neo-Nazis, oil greedy bastards cowards, dispite what the Far Left claims.

Most Americans are pretty much in the middle politically.

(Feel free to add to this list. For me, it's just too beautiful a day to stay inside. Have fun, and be kind to someone today. Later.)

2006-08-06 09:55:55 · 9 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Politics & Government Politics

9 answers

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *****.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST not have a social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I do DRUGS so I MUST be making nothing of myself in life

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET

I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs

I'm BI so I MUST like every guy i see

2006-08-06 10:03:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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2016-09-28 23:31:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Such as yourself? How many costumes do you have in your closet? Your post here seems to contradict everything that you post in other questions and answers. You should get your schizophrenia checked out, "doctor".

Why didn't you name Clinton as a draft dodger? He's the most notorious. Meanwhile, why do you bash Bush and his honorable discharge?

Be kind, Doctor. Do you really know what the word means?

Also, I noticed this made you speechless.

Conservatives make up nearly 75% of the military while libturds burn flags and spit on USA

http://www.armytimes.com/story.php?f=1-292925-383722.php

And the following link shows an active duty military man is FIVE TIMES more likely to be republican than democrat ...

http://www.armytimes.com/story.php?s=1-292925-activedutytotal.php

This website tells who has served and who hasn't as a politician.

http://www.whoserved.com/

Why do you distort and pose, doctor? Is it a mental disorder?

2006-08-06 09:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I agee! The problem, of course, is that the ones on the far left and far right are the ones that have the biggest mouths, so that's who we hear.

2006-08-06 10:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by cool_breeze_2444 6 · 0 0

Yes.
It would be nice to have an actual debate about the issues without all of the mud-slinging

2006-08-06 10:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by Austin 3 · 0 0

Cool but the same rock-heads will continue to spew hate and never have anything intelligent to contribute.

2006-08-06 10:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas S 4 · 0 0

True. Although, I think most people that stereotype politically do know that, but don't want to admit it.

2006-08-06 10:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Anyone who stereotypes is an intellectual bigot! Oh crap! I just stereotyped! What I meant to say was anyone who...no...Somebody who...Damn...Stereotyping is bad! Yes, bad! Monotyping is good! That's where there's only one mold and it you don't fit, then you suck! Monotyping rules!

2006-08-06 10:06:29 · answer #8 · answered by johngjordan 3 · 0 0

You're right.

2006-08-06 09:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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