i know you may think this is wead but i was walking my dog and i triped over a ladybug and i rolled over on my back and i saw a 500 pound chicken tryed to poke my head and it was like blblblblblblblblb and it had said got milk and ran off the next day i saw it again and it said blblblblblblblblb got milk and kicked me and ran off so i had took a cage with milk in it and went for a walk i had herd blblblblblblblblblb from behind me and i turnd a round and i put the 20 inc cage on the ground and he saw the milk and put his wing in there he could not reach so ibent down and pushed him in and he finally got in and i still have him he dont move no more i had just knowtist he did not move since i put him in the cage
2006-08-06 09:32:14 · 9 answers · asked by n_666_y 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
maybe u need help like a chicken doctor and maybe be slapped up side your head for smoking pot again
2006-08-06 09:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by rockhead631 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This type of chicken is indigenous to the Moa-Moa islands located in the Pacific. It is called the Blbl bird by the natives who reside there, but usually won't answer when called. How it learned English is beyond me since most Moa-Moa chickens speak a mishmash of Pidgin French and a guttural form of Spanish. I suspect the reason it hasn't been moving is because it wants cookies with its milk. Blbl birds love peanut butter cookies and Fig Newtons.
2006-08-06 21:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by fantaphage 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what picture was on the little piece of blotter paper you ate?
2006-08-06 16:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me know where to find you--I get first dibs on the drumsticks.
2006-08-07 08:35:46 · answer #4 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you have a picture of them and if you left him/her in the cage to longer they could die :-(
2006-08-06 16:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by John D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real dumb chicken
2006-08-06 16:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by Kind_light 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What drug are you on? Where did you get it, do you have any more left?
2006-08-06 21:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
adjust your meds, man
2006-08-06 16:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by mellexical 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you on?
2006-08-06 16:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋