2006-08-06 08:30:42 · 21 answers · asked by leo1868 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Smellyteddy says:
"Smelly
Smelly who?
Smelly u or smellyteddy if u like!"
2006-08-06 08:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by Smellyteddy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock knock, who's out there?
2006-08-08 03:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Veritas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Biggish
Biggish who?
No thanx
(Only to be got by people who have walked past big issue sales people in UK!)
Knock Knock!
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbin along
2006-08-06 18:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by krazykarenteague 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana!
they say the simplest are the best, which means you can't get no better than me! lol
2006-08-06 15:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....hmm....I can honestly say that this is one of the most bizarre set of answers I've come across on here....I wonder if we have some non UK entries - are knock knock jokes cross cultural?
I would probably go with:
Atish
Atish who?
bless you
2006-08-06 18:00:06 · answer #5 · answered by daveheez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lydia Lydia teapot
2006-08-06 15:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by eheadhippy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nok nok hus there?
Raven
raven hu
Raven during his dark side! C ya fool!
I do study white and black magik and i do change randomly as i am mixed but im hoping that i never will hurt anyone. do not take this as a threat.
2006-08-06 16:59:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eric. Ericon it's none of yer business nah feck off
2006-08-06 15:36:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ceo
2006-08-06 15:34:17 · answer #9 · answered by Peter H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adolf!
Adolf who?
A dolf ball hit on der dose an I can't dalk proper!
Nicholas!
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees!
2006-08-07 16:29:36 · answer #10 · answered by tony_rly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋