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I mean when did we ever pass chickens in goodness? Name 6 ways that we're better than chickens? We're not!LoL...

2006-08-06 08:28:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

Okay! Well... When the last time you heard about a chicken comin' home from work, beatin' the crap out of his "Hen" and "Chicks"?
When the last time you heard about a chicken hooking its nuts up a car bettery???
Whent he last time you heard about a chicken fu***ing a corpse?

I said "GOODNESS"... These are all things we do...

And some humans do f**ck their mothers and family... Its weird, but humans do it!

2006-08-06 08:44:34 · update #1

20 answers

#1 most omelets are from non-fertilized eggs....so if we are going to have a debate on whatever the hell you are trying to debate....start off wiith an honest premise

2006-08-06 08:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by MikeM 3 · 0 0

Because when you eat an egg, it is an UNFERTILIZED embryo. It isn't a baby chick... because the sperm and egg never met... the mama chicken didn't get knocked up.

Many people wonder how and why eggs develop into chicks. You might wonder why eggs from the supermarket don't grow and hatch when incubated. The male chicken or rooster makes the difference.

The rooster must be present for an egg to be fertilized. Most eggs that you buy at the supermarket are from hens that are raised without a rooster being present. Roosters are not necessary at egg farms where eggs are produced for consumption. Eggs for incubation are grown at special farms called breeder farms where roosters are present with the hens.

Why is it that I must explain "the birds and the bees" to you on here?!? Ask your mommy and daddy how you were made... Egg + sperm = baby... that doesn't deserve to be killed. Chicken egg + no sperm = omelet.

2006-08-06 15:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well first of all, eggs for human consumption are not fertilized, otherwise there would be chick zygotes in them, which is not the case. Hens lay eggs whether they are fertilized or not....the same way that a women will release an egg and then menstruate.

In turn, the abortion and omelet is not a very good analogy.

2006-08-06 15:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by gaeaisis 1 · 0 0

Love your questions! NEVER ever let anyone change you.Know this you just aren't a straight line thinker. Keep up the good work it takes intelligence to be creative! See things through your own eyes. Chickens and other "animals" are way more civilized than we are or ever were!

2006-08-06 16:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

You see there's thing called the 'Food Chain.' And we humans being in greater intelligence than a chicken, have decided that all less intelligent (and tastier) animals will be consumed to help our species thrive. Survival of the fittest my friend.

2006-08-06 15:32:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1) God made us special
2) We have opposable thumbs
3) We can talk and communicate to modernize the world
4) Chicken is food and we are not
5) Chickens cannot change the world as much as a human
6) Because I say so

2006-08-06 15:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes we are...Chicken minds are poop, they haven't invented or enhanced technology...They can't do anything but be chickens and feed people.... And who cares about 6 ways we aren't better than chickens; we are better, but if you don't want to be better then don't...be a chicken for all I care

2006-08-06 15:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by Crazy lady 3 · 0 0

WELL YOU PUT YOURSELF IN SAME CLASS AS A CHICKEN, BUT I LIVE ON A HIGHER PLANE!!! ABORTION IS THE MURDER OF A INNOCENT CHILD, A CHICKEN IS A ANIMAL THAT IS USED FOR FOOD, ANIMALS DO NOT HAVE SOULS, HUMANS DO!!! CHRIST DIED FOR HUMANS NOT CHICKENS!!! I THINK YOUR BEING SILLY!

2006-08-06 15:38:03 · answer #8 · answered by kini 3 · 0 0

1. We eat chicken, it doesn't eat us
2. We can communicate, chickens can't(unless you believe in the movie chicken run)
3. We can build machines and chickens can't
4. We can answer dumb questions, chickens can't
5. We can go to the moon, chickens can't
6 We don't eat s.h.i.t, f.u.c.k. our own mother, and then crow about it...chickens do

2006-08-06 15:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The chicken eggs we eat are not fertilized Einstein :]

2006-08-06 15:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0 0

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