2006-08-06 08:20:44 · 6 answers · asked by cerrato_candida 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Hobbies & Crafts
A man walks into a drug store. He heads toward the condom isle and picks up a box. As he's approaching the counter the druggist notices him laughing hysterically. The man buys the condoms and walks out.
The next day the same man comes into the store. He buys more condoms and has the same laughing spell at the counter as the first visit.
All week long the same man buys the same box of condoms and laughs uncontrollably as he leaves the store.
After the druggust could no longer take the suspence of what was so funny he asked his partner to follow him to see where he was going.
The next day the druggist's friend comes into the store and the druggist asks him, "Well. Did you see where he was coming from that was so damn funny?"
His friend answers, "Yeah. Your house."
2006-08-06 08:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by melbel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the golfer take 2 pair of pants to the game?
in case he got a hole in 1
2006-08-06 15:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man runs away from home, makes three left turns, returns home and there's two masked men waiting for him. What's he doing?
2006-08-06 16:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A telemarketer called a house. The son answered.
"Hello"
"Hi, can I speak to your mother"
"No"
"How come"
"she is busy"
"Can I speak to your father"
"no"
"Why"
"He is busy"
"are there any other adults in the house that I can talk to"
"No, they are all busy"
"well who is there"
"A policeman, and two fireman"
"With all those adults in the house what are they doing"
"Looking 4 me"
LOL, I thought it was funny.
2006-08-06 16:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by chelseasikes18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes in dry and hard, then comes out wet and soft?
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Bubblegum
2006-08-06 15:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by Wocka wocka 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is a pussycat's favorite color?
..... purrrple!
2006-08-06 15:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by waif 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋