Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post
in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this
country has ever known. Enjoy the following:
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by
reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest
of them have to pee on the electric fence and find
out for themselves.
Which one did you like the most?
SmileyCat : )
2006-08-06 08:12:32 · 7 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I like: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back in your pocket.
FYI: I just got back from Colorado Springs, I saw the Will Rogers Monument on the side of a mountain. Beautiful.
2006-08-06 08:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by loslosyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's shame Dubya aka Shrub {little bush} didn't subcribe to some of WR's wisdom
Shrub needs to pee on the fence and check the voltage himself
Kinky 4 Gov'nor
2006-08-06 08:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by hnz57txn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat."
As a native Oklahoman, who's flown out of Will Rogers World Airport numerous times, I too am a big fan.
2006-08-06 08:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by B J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for sharing them,he also made fun of politician
2006-08-06 08:17:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love that dude, he never met a man he didn't like, he didn't say woman!
2006-08-06 08:18:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one. :o)
2006-08-06 08:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i am a fan
i like em all
lol
2006-08-06 08:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by JULIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋