Is this the liberal beliefs ?????

Question

Thou shalt have no other God except thyself; after all, it's thy self-esteem that counts. If thou doth not love thyself, who will?

Thou shalt not make any graven image out of any substances which cannot be recycled.

Thou shalt not take the name of liberals in criticism, including feminists, racial minorities, or any person who thinks he is a victim of America.

Remember the anniversaries of Roe vs Wade and Anita Hill's testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, and keep them holy.

Honor thy mother. If she is dysfunctional, it is thy father's fault.

Thou shalt not kill. With these exceptions: life forms under the second trimester, and those opting for medically assisted suicides.

Thou shalt not commit adultery. Unless thou aspirest to high political office, useth a condom, or cannot help it.

Thou shalt not steal. Unless thou art disadvantaged or upset with a jury verdict.

Thou shalt not bear false witness. Unless thou art discussing the history of the 1980's, art campaigning, or can afford good legal counsel in the event that thou art discovered.

Thou shalt not covet. Unless thou art the victim of gender-related oppression or institutional racism, or art still angry with Reagan's tax cuts.

Always hide the real truth about thyself.

Never admit who or what thou really art when campaigning for office.

Always blame someone else for what thou dost - even so far as to blame the entire society.

Thou shalt oppose all punishment - except when conservative Republicans or religious right people criticize thee.

Answer 1

I can't begin to understand the liberal religion. Nor do I wish to. but it is funny!

Answer 2

No, this is the liberal agenda. Go ahead find fault but your summery is false, mine isn't.

Liberalism is an ideology, philosophy, and political tradition that holds liberty as the primary political value.[1] Broadly speaking, liberalism seeks a society characterized by freedom of thought for individuals, limitations on power, especially of government and religion, the rule of law, the free exchange of ideas, a market economy that supports relatively free private enterprise, and a transparent system of government in which the rights of minorities are guaranteed. In modern society, liberals favour a liberal democracy with open and fair elections, where all citizens have equal rights by law and an equal opportunity to succeed[2]. Liberalism rejected many foundational assumptions which dominated most earlier theories of government, such as the Divine Right of Kings, hereditary status, and established religion. Fundamental human rights that all liberals support include the right to life, liberty, and property. In many countries, "modern" liberalism differs from classical liberalism by asserting that government provision of some minimal level of material well-being takes priority over freedom from taxation. Liberalism has its roots in the Western Enlightenment, but the term now encompasses a diversity of political thought, with adherents spanning a large part of the political spectrum, from left to right. In the context of economics, the term "liberalism" refers to economic liberalism, which is associated with the political ideology of liberalism itself.

Answer 3

Heroic Liberal, how come you're on this web site demonstrating the I.Q. of the average republican and not in Iraq being heroic??? Maybe you want to be like your hero george bush, talk like a hero, but too cowardly to actually go fight??? Got an answer for that????

Answer 4

To say 'yes' implies Liberals actually believe something. Aside from that, it sounds fairly accurate.

Answer 5

i recognize the attempt at sardonic humor. But this battle you are fighting is similar to , but not nearly as memorable as, Don Quixote and his windmills.

Answer 6

LOL a bit extreme but still funny.

Answer 7

I sympathise with you but its a big battle

Answer 8

sounds just about right errr..... left that is

Answer 9

you learn well my son

Answer 10

No. This is conservative propaganda.