because my wife said if i keep farting setting bare butt in her new office chair i was going to die .
2006-08-06 05:48:42 · 9 answers · asked by maniac 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
AT LEAST UNDER THESE SIRCUMSTANCES.
OR CREATE YOUR OWN PENALTYS
2006-08-06 05:52:57 · update #1
If she murdered YOU? I think we should give her the key to the city, and maybe a huge monetary reward (I would chip in on that for her, if she kills you, it's justified!) I hate people who do things that they know make other people angry. I think you are stupid and gross (even in nudist colonies people carry a towel to place under their bare butt before sitting)! Why don't you take your chances of poking your nekkid butt out of the front window of your mobile home, so your neighbors can be entertained too? Stupid jerk!
I hope she can find a way to murder you and get by with it, if you act like that then she's probably not going to be the ONLY suspect in that case, I say she should take her chances, and after killing you (before you get good and cold, she should press your warm fingers onto the weapon so that she can say it was self defense because you charged at her (or was gas propelled) at her in a menacing fashion, all she has to go is get your fingerprints on the murder weapon, and maybe leave a few self inflicted bruises on the left side of her head so she can claim she was being routinely abused by you. It's so simple that I want to come and help her murder you for entertainment. Only my opinion, and remember you asked for it, no matter what happens to you.
She can make it look like self defense, and we all know that when an abused woman starts squawling, it's over for you...even if you happen to live, YOU will probably get the jail time (I hope) for abusing your wife!
Bad luck to you, I personally think you are a pig.
2006-08-06 06:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by ruthie_msw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in her case after she kills you for farting in her chair she will be tortured when she is forced to carry the chair out of the office lol
2006-08-08 12:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by Tina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was with me in Mn. at the time of your untimely death. I have witnesses who are women. Now knock off the gassing of her chair.
2006-08-06 16:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think she'll actually murder you, but she'd probably be in jail for like 30 years.
2006-08-06 12:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by Skater_Gurl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In you guys' case, a lifetime sentence of being married.
2006-08-06 12:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by HisChamp1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce. Try doing it hen she's not looking, listening, or smelling
2006-08-06 12:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by David B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
couples like you and her remind me of why I stay single
2006-08-07 08:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
snerk. omg, don't do it, you gross man!
2006-08-06 12:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by kittens 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao.....
2006-08-09 00:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋