2006-08-06 05:41:06 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I told my best friend that I didn't like her boyfriend because he was overfriendly but actually I liked it and was falling in love with him!
2006-08-06 10:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by lost_boy25 2 · 2⤊ 7⤋
I once told the police that the reason i ran over an arab looking man in my car was that i thought he was osama bin laden. The bloke seriously looked like him. He was badly injured the man. When the ambulance and police came another car came as well. Which they put the arab looking man into, the men had guns and drak shades on. Both myself and ambulance people thought this was rather strange. I wasnt even cautioned or anything, they just said to the ambulance people make sure hes fine and when he is make sure he goes on his way. Then just after this one of the men with shades said, you never hit anyone, you never saw anything, if this gets out, you will go to jail, be warned. . . Somtimes wonder if it was osama now!
2006-08-06 12:47:31 · answer #2 · answered by Gavisinho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day I was acting as a soldier in uniform looking out for the the Queen. On returning from a shopping spree she could not get into her car as the door had locked. No one from the chauffeurs could unlock it. They called in the AA, army experts, bomb disposal team etc. I knew I had to think quickly. I did. I took of my army kacket and pushed it against the door. It opened quickly. Amazing they all said. I never told them how I did it. The secret will always remain in my Karkey jacket!
2006-08-06 13:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I didn`t kill the person they said I did!! I mean I didn`t want to go back to prison. I had already spent 10 years in prison and just didn`t want to go back on something they couldn`t prove. I mean I wasn`t even the one with the chainsaw I just had his blood on me. I wasn`t the one who beheaded the guy and cut him into little pieces. And it sure wasn`t me that put all the body parts in trash bags and scattered them all over the county!!
This is the biggest lie I`ve ever told!!! Gotcha!!!!! LOL
2006-08-06 12:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by bren_jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was too drunk to turn up for work so got my mate to tell em i was in hospital after being run over on way home the night before. Had 3 days off, no questions asked. Should do it more often.
2006-08-06 12:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once told some one that i am dishonest and have a bad attitude - biggest lie ever
2006-08-06 12:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by kevin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost an expensive watch my hubby had bought me on holiday as when I got in the lift it fell out of my hand and went down the lift shaft.I told my hubby the maid must have stole it and spend the rest of the week trying to stop him going to reception to report her!
2006-08-06 15:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by Poptartash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found out my husbands best friend was cheating on his wife with another married woman. One day he forwarded an e-mail joke to like 50 people, (including me) that she had sent him, (and to like a 100 people, including her husband). I set up a bogus e-mail account and sent an anonymous e-mail to her husband and told him that his wife was cheating with Jim, (hubby's friend). Anyway, they could never figure out who did it, my husband asked me like 10 times if I did it, and I lied every time and said NO. Anyway there was 2 divorces out of the deal...I felt kind of bad at first, but hubby's friend is now having the time of his life...he bought a Harley and turned into a male whore...so alls well that ends well.
2006-08-06 12:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by mslorikoch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saying that I never lie.
2006-08-06 12:43:48 · answer #9 · answered by Beck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told my mum I wasn't pregnant when I was in fact 5 months pregnant. It all came out in the end lol.
2006-08-06 12:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by missieclass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never tell a lie. Only contructions.
2006-08-06 12:45:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋