What is the worst thing you've ever done and gotten away with?

Question

when I was married I had an affair..

Answer 1

yes. it was with me wasn't it? i had an affair with you and got away with it!? it's all coming back now.
maiden! maiden! i saw them in cardiff.

Answer 2

Well let me think...oh yeah, some years ago I used to work at this nuclear power plant called Chernobyl, well I feel such a fool now, but one day there was this noise coming from one of the reactors - and what do I do, well without going in to technicalities I throw this big red switch instead of the big green one and the next thing all hell breaks loose.

Well I tell you I ran like the wind and fortunately got out of the way just as everybody appeared - wearing all these funny suits - like astronauts they were, I'm still not sure what all the fuss was about, things just got a bit steamy thats all! Anyway how lucky can you get, I was offered a job with Enron the very next day and never went back - so alls well that ends well! I am now working for the American foreign office - advising on Middle Eastern policy - things are going really well.

Answer 3

I stole about 20 different types of acids during the holidays from my school about 13 years ago during the holidays. I wanted to experiment with chemical reactions.

Looking back it was pretty foolish

Answer 4

I hit my dad's car one afternoon, put it back in the car park. The next day when he saw it thought it was hit during the night by another car. This was around 6 or 7 years ago and he still doesn't know it was me.

Answer 5

I remember when I first got my drivers lisecnce and my first car I was 16.Me and my friend was driving down this street at about 70-80 mph on a rural street(keep in mind I was 16 at this time and was not really thinking).I live in a city, but it was a major street, so there were no pedestrians or anything.It was around 11:00pm and I think I was not allowed to drive arther 9:00.But anyways, me and a friend of I that was older and had his own car were just floating down the street just to do it and we passed a cop doing about 70mph.The city speed linit is 30mph.Now, the cop had to catch up first and the light at the intersection was red.My friend was driving ahead of me and we turned up the last side street before the light.The cop pulls me over and my friend that was in front of me kept it moving.He was gone.I pulled over real quick when the cop pulled up behind me.And for some odd reason the cop was not what I thought.this is my first time getting pulled over, so I did not know what to expect.But he cop surprised me and my other 4 passenger.One of them, the only one that was legal to drive after 9:00 on acid(lsd).But I seen it in the cops face when like he was reminising about something.He took all of our Ids and brought them back to his car.And when he came back, I got the shock of my life.He said, "you know what, I remember when I was your age and I got my first car".With a real cool swagga."I tell you what, just let your friend drive(the one on acid) and take it slower next time".Do you know how everybody's face in the car was.And I know they felt the same way I did.I had to be doing at least 70-80 because on any normal day, everybody does 45-50 on that road during rush hour.But when my friend was driving that was on acid, he was driving like 15mph.Buggin out.I was thinking some di*khead cop was going to pull us over just for being suspicous.So we decided to let someone else in my car to drive with a lisence but was also notallowed to drive after 9:00.We only had a couple city blocks to my friends house.That is where we knew our friend that was in front of us was.We pulled up and he just started to die layghing at me.Then told him the story and he started laughing even more.After this day, every time I get pulled over the cops are just di*ckheads.But this was one of my "GOOD" stories.I am 23 now.

Answer 6

Dated Katy when I was married (just joking)

Answer 7

Dated a married guy...

Answer 8

Slept with my boyfriends uncle while he slept downstairs on the couch... after a drunken night out. (not my current BF) . Naughty Naughty.

Answer 9

I stole a car once... I was in my socks and needed to get home!

Answer 10

Well 2 weeks......second thoughts better not sorry!