Have you ever seen anyone who sends up the goods from the cellar at Argos?
2006-08-06 03:21:46 · 14 answers · asked by poppy vox 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
You're getting muddled up, pixies work for The Kingfisher group, woolworths, B&Q etc, elves work for shoe shops finding the matching shoes and sizes that aren't on the shop floor and gnomes work for Argos.
2006-08-06 05:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Mummy of 2 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Willy Wonka has got nothing on Argos. They've been employing Oompa Loompas for years now, because they know that they are hard working, cheerful and will get by on just one Fudgemallow Delight a day. They have forced pixies and elves onto the scrap heap, the only work available to them now is seasonal - with Father Christmas, and the poor little mites don't even get a winter clothing allowance!. It's a disgusting abuse of the rights of mythical creatures and gross exploitation.
At least at Wonkas the Oompa Loompas got Everlasting Gob Stoppers, surgical shoes and a regular toilet break (although I dread to think about the waste that flowed through that chocolate river).
I heard them singing once - it went something like this:
Oompa loompa dippety doo Iv'e got another riddle for you,
If it isn't pixies and elves
Who do you think stack Argos's shelves?
Next time your in Argos listen out for them!
PS: If you think I'm mad check out April M - STRANGE NAME, STRANGE WOMAN!
2006-08-06 11:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by Mick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not? There is no definitive proof that they do not exist. God, Buddha, and many other entities people believe in would have no place in the world..
During World War II, airmen believed in gremlins making things break down or not work the way they should. The gremlins could even make weird things happen.
Having fixed and adjusted photocopiers, personal computers and other technology lots of times, the gremlins seem still to be at work. Alternatively, the things really do have personalities and you should be nice to them.
The word magic means in simple terms that we just don't understand how it works. Some times that is annoying as the information needed may be important. Other times magic intrigues and implies endless possibilities. Then again, the information may not available for you today or you are not ready for it.
Live and laugh at and with life! You will live longer and have a better quality of life.
2006-08-06 03:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by April M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the land of Zen, where music plays, and pixies and elves dance...
2006-08-06 03:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Argos is evil. The cellar is cursed. Run away! Run away! (Before they fart in your general direction!)
2006-08-06 04:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's usually down in my town. Friend of mine used to do it. He's now an A&E doctor and specialises in reversing experimental insertions, as it were. Not a pixie or an elf.
2006-08-06 03:25:28 · answer #6 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check Disney ormy imagination.
2006-08-06 05:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a pixie has hidden my blue purse. I will ask for it back when I get back home.
2006-08-07 01:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,but if I do I will squish them for tying my laces together and making me trip up all the time.
2006-08-06 03:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by kents411 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pixes live in the left ear of my dog.
elves in the right..
2006-08-06 03:29:50 · answer #10 · answered by ahse0w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋