2006-08-06 01:37:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
A muslim only day at alton towers.
2006-08-06 01:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Fozzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some friends and i had been drinking, and later went on to an Auction of houshold goods and effects. one of the lots was a pair of silk japanese ladies pyjamas, that were on top of a four seater settee.
My friend Col, took an instant shine to the pyjamas , and wanted to buy them for his wife.
By the time the pyjamas came up for bidding we were all pretty drunk and still drinking.
Col bid on them, was the highest bidder and bought them.
At that point Col had to leave as he was working early next morning at 6.am. He asked the rest of us to wait till the end of the sale, pay for the pyjamas and drop them of at his house.
We agreed and Col, left.
At the end of the auction we went to pay only to find out that they only held the pyjamas up so people would see the settee underneath.
Yes Col had bought a four seater settee that weighd a ton and wasn't even fit for the bonfire.
As we were such good mates the rest of us had a few more beers and decided to deliver this big lump of junk to his house half a mile away.
It was pouring down with rain outside but with us all being drunk it didn't matter.
We staggered and fell and laughed and fell again and eventually got to his house, only to find that Col had gone to bed.
So once again being such good mates we had a chat about what to do with this huge settee.
Cut along story short we decided to leave it on the top of his volvo.
I nearly wet meself just trying to get the thing up there, god knows how much damage we were doing to the car.
You have to picture the scene now its 0530am col leaves for work with a hangover and a four seater settee on the top of his car.
Its probably one of those where you needed to be there but it still 15 or so years later tickles me.
2006-08-06 02:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the funnies thing, but quite amusing. My friends and i were chilling and having a little smoke and one of my friends (lets call him Al) mentioned a five knuckle shuffle, well my being me i thought it was a punch (rings true surely) told him i would give him a five knuckle shuffle only for all of my friends to start rolling around on the floor with laughter and Al to thrust his hips at me and say go on then, it was only then that i found out it was actually a w**k!! lol
2006-08-08 01:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by sugarbabe180 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was once on a cross channel ferry with a few mates going to France for the weekend. Me and one lad decided to go to the gents, and as we went in I noticed the floor had been freshly mopped and was very slippy. Some old man came in after and as he was takin a wazz, the ferry listed quite abruptly, at which point the old dude slipped on the wet floor, still pi$$ing as he was flat on his back! Oh how we laughed!
2006-08-06 01:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by sir_real 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my town Barnsley there is a working men's club called The Arches which is acually one of the squarest, most simple looking buildings in the town, in the middle of a street full of square buildings without an arch in sight. I can't walk past it without laughing . It touches my sense of humour in the right place every time.
2006-08-06 01:47:01 · answer #5 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest thing I ever done was when I was at a bar drinking a cold one (hence the name) and talking to this chick when I ripped a loud fart, then I told her that was a kiss for her.
2006-08-06 01:44:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of the answers on Yahoo have to come close. Especially the Neo-Con religious right nutters answering Steve Hawking by telling him God will sort it all out.
2006-08-06 03:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once i went to buy the newspaper then someone farted in the qeue then the shop burnt down because it was a barbeque shop and someone lit a sigarette. How we laughed and laughed and laughed .That was just before I got institutionalized.
2006-08-06 01:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by kurt r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is totally tasteless, but hysterical.
On the internet< "The Farting Preacher".
I am seriously too old for this, but I laughed until I had a stomach ache.
2006-08-06 01:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.stuffonmycat.com
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
Stuff on my cat is the funniest of the two. Some of the pictures had me laughing so hard I cried.
Oh, and farting preacher is bloody hilarious.
2006-08-06 02:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by Skull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋