He really gets on my t.its.
He's directed the three worst movies ever made, lives in mummys mansion in Holland Park, and spends his life in private jets on the way to posh restaurants which he slags off if they don't kiss his @rse enough.
What a tosser!
2006-08-06 00:39:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Yea count me in I have heard from a reliable source that the staff in some kitchens like him that much that they add spunk to his food so that he takes a little part of them home with him.
2006-08-06 00:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It'd be more fun if we throw him down a one storey lift shaft fifty times, than once down a fifty storey shaft, as that way we'd get to see his podgy little face impact with the bottom over and over.
As for him getting loads of fit totty, do you reckon he thinks that the sound of women gagging during sex is completely normal?
2006-08-07 06:03:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sure i'll help, i find him really annoying too, hope there are others willing to help cos he's quite a large man and if we're gonna be picking him up to throw him down were gonna need some help!
Hehe.
2006-08-06 07:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw poor Michael Winner! He is a bit of a tosspot though!
2006-08-06 07:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That'd be really nice! Make sure its a very high lift shaft and that there's a circular saw at the bottom!
2006-08-07 05:46:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd love to. How can we get him to swallow a bomb? Just a small one, but we don't want him to choke in it.
It would be so much fun, him exploding while falling down a lift shaft.
2006-08-06 07:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calm down SR, it's only a question!
GOD YES!! Then incinerate the lift shaft just to make sure.
2006-08-06 09:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Skull 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You will neeed help.Unfortunately I live abroad..but can recommend some south london hard boys to help you.Are you sure a lift shaft is deep enough?
2006-08-06 09:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is the perfect question to take me to level three. I havent laughed at so many answers for one question for ages, brilliant. For Michael Winner can I suggest the highest level of the highest building in the world. With his smug smile and his food snobbery and his slimy voice and his cravats and his annoying ads and his shite films and his over inflated ego and his arrogance and his name dropping and his flashiness and his **** licking of the police and the fact that he never seems to get any older or nearer merciful death (merciful for us that is). READY! .Deathwish...One Deathwish....Two.... Deathwish ThreeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAGGGGHHHH!......
Anyone seen the bloke who presents Flog It! Can we do him next? Can we?
2006-08-06 23:53:23 · answer #9 · answered by Mick H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's not a bad idea but shouldn't he be rendered down into a glaze and poured over one of Gordon Ramsays 'art on a plate' meals?
2006-08-06 09:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by stingmyflesh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋