There really isn't one, those detox drinks don't work. The only thing i've found to work is chugging 2 gallons of water the morning of the test and then continue sipping until you piss in the cup. It doesn't make you clean, but your body has no waste prepared to leave the body after that much water so your pee will be more like water than pee. You get a "diluted sample" or "false negative", both of which are way better than a positive, can't get in trouble for either, and it buys you time to actually have clean pee.
Coke is only clean after 24 hours if you only do like 1 line. If you're a big cokehead it can take up to a week to show up clean, i've seen it happen. Pot also isn't necessarily 30 days, i've passed a test after 4.
Immune system has nothing to do with getting clean, it's your metabolism and digestive system that you're dealing with.
2006-08-05 23:24:55
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answered by timvansickel 4
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Depending on what the context of the test is there are better/worse ways of handling this. I run into this as someone who takes several medicines legally which would show up on a test. While I can pass it by providing my medical history, sometimes this (and the delay involved) is not ideal - pre-employment screening being the major situation.
The supplements and cleansing products may or may not work. Anything designed to be added to the sample will likely cause you to fail for a "tainted" sample. Given the generally high stakes involved in the testing, this is pure gambling.
Personally I use fake pee or someone else's. This is commercially available, and can be overnighted. Remember that most places will check your pockets and that it needs to be body temp when they get it. The type I use for pre-employment is a belt-style flat pack that uses your body heat and an additional hand warmer type thing.
Parole or probation? You're taking a far, far bigger risk, as they actually like to have a good view of your private bits during this process (or so I've been told, never having put myself in such a situation). At this point rigging the system would also be illegal.
By the way, take some time to seriously re-assess your life if you're talking about a test you knew was coming and that you may fail for something other than pot. Most other drugs get out of your system quite quickly, and if you can't abstain for a few days it's time to think about whether or not you need to get some help (or just new hobbies).
2006-08-08 21:14:18
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answered by Julia 1
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Most large companies test for cleansing agents but you can go to many places for products that flush your system but they themselves are detectable. Lots of vinegar and water is about all you can do at least it is natural and if it a minute amount it will work. The best way with all testings is abstinence. here is one of many sites. just type in drug testing in your search enging and good luck:-)
2006-08-06 06:27:34
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answered by Anonymous
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depends on a drug and how quick you needd to have it ...coke cleans ou in 24 hrs but pot stayes for 30 days unless you go to the health food store and get the miricle juice
2006-08-06 06:23:58
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answered by Roxy 5
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There are lots of things you can buy but you have to make sure that they don't come up as additives. My advice is to start with what you probably already have in the house: Gallons of water nonstop- pee clear! And mix it with vinegar. I know it's harsh but it is a good cleaner.
2006-08-06 06:24:53
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answered by nt2shy74 2
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Hope that they will cache you, and send you to a hospital. I cant stand addicts. They make all people around them suffer, and they cant assume responsibility for nothing. Is always someone else foult. I cant stand them. If they don't want tretment they should all go to jail, or on a remote island, so they cant hurt nobody.
2006-08-06 06:28:14
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answered by diana 3
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Try drinking or eating some ginger or try some other herbal medications for cleaning the immune system.
2006-08-06 06:24:59
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answered by JoJoBa 6
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i smoked all week and the night before i had to take a test for home depot... drink a glass of water with a table spoon of baking soda until your test and go to the bathroom as many times as you can till the test.....it acts as a filter trust me it works its nasty but it works
2006-08-06 06:39:57
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answered by vegasplaya68 1
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one of my ex-friends was a pothead, she always did this:
mix 1 pop bottle cap full of bleach
with a gallon of water and drink up.
be carefull though, too much bleach and not enough water could kill you.
or....
my ex-boyfriend was a drunk
he always did this
drink a lot of vineger and piss it out of your system. eeewww.
hope this helps
2006-08-06 06:54:11
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answered by Stacie 2
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screwed--- you can not flush unless you completely drain and refill
2006-08-06 06:23:17
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answered by wicked jester 4
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