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What would you say to yourself if you were George W Bush and you were standing in front of a mirror, shaving?

2006-08-05 20:53:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Mental Health

15 answers

I would say, I wish that my fellow Americans really knew just what a good man I am, and how really horrible it is right now, and how much I care for them and how much protection is really going on. I would then tell myself that I would continue to take the abuse from some of them, because I knew in my heart, that everything I was doing was for the best.

2006-08-05 23:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 7 3

Amen to what the guy said above me...SICK BASTARD. I am still in tears about what you did. You better not be able to sleep for days.....the very LEAST you can do is to try and improve yourself with some sort of counseling or making a donation to a HUMANE animal shelter

2006-08-05 21:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by amyers_1999 2 · 0 0

You missed a spot.

There.

And there.

And over there.

And don't forget China. If you're going to shave, then do it right. If you're going to bomb people, might as well bomb it all. I don't know why they call end-of-term presidents "lame ducks." Ducks are cute. You're so not, shaved or not shaved.

2006-08-05 21:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How in the world did I get elected twice, and how did I cause so much f---ing trouble in the world?

2006-08-05 21:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by Zeta 5 · 0 0

i would say that you were sick for bashing in a cats head after it was being eaten alive by maggots.



hey people, look @ this guys questions. tell him what you think...

2006-08-05 21:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Major Tom 3 · 0 0

God bless America!

2006-08-05 20:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by Tao Barbie 2 · 0 0

Thank God I have a great wife!

2006-08-05 20:57:11 · answer #7 · answered by ma_zila 5 · 0 0

if i cut my throat will i get out of cleaning up this mess also?

2006-08-05 20:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by wil_t52 6 · 0 0

God...its good to be president!

2006-08-05 21:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by oldtimer 4 · 0 0

My life is in the toilet!

2006-08-05 21:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by angelle_76 3 · 0 0

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