Do you have an ORIGINAL dirty limerick?

Question

I write lots, but I like to read others. Hit me with your best shot, just point the (ahem) money shot somewhere else...

LOL!

You'll have to actually post the limerick if you want me to consider choosing your answer...

Here's one to get the ball rolling:

My Ex-Girlfriend

I once had a beautiful sweetie
Whose desire for co*ck was quite greedy
She'd work up a thirst
Slurping on my bratwurst
And pumping my long thick and meaty.

see - it is easy, and fun.

ANNEL, I found your limerick on the net, so I cannot pick your selection. Sorry to communicate this way, but you've left no contact info.

Answer 1

A hot girl named Sammy Z
Felt a burning when she'd pee.
The doctor who'd see 'er,
Said she had Gonorrhea.
She screwed the wrong guy, you see.

Answer 2

A young couple from Adair
Were making love on the stair
The bannister broke on the nintey-ninth stroke
So he finished her off in the air.

Answer 3

There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a loving machine,
Twas both concave and convex,
Served either sex,
And entertained itself in between.

Answer 4

Good one! I'll hit you in your best spot. You a musician? Ever played the skin flute? I got nothin'.

Answer 5

there was a man from kent
he had a big dick that was bent
to save him the trouble
he put it in double
instead of cuming

he went

Answer 6

Here I sit all broken hearted
Went to $hit
but only farted

Answer 7

There once was a girl from Nantucket.........

OK you finish

Answer 8

my grandma used to say, "I don't know, but I've been told Eskimo p@#*y is mighty cold!"

Answer 9

wow...

http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/101/poem_8352462.html

please read more poems for me and leave me there your comment..
yours
hazem

Answer 10

yeah